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Funny story: Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The tremendous snowstorms that have struck the United States have taken a toll on the ice cream business as noted by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine. Tucker spoke with Dairy Queen spokesperson Columbus Vee and...
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Funny story: Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow. Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
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Funny story: An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

QUEENS, New York - Little 8-year-old Howie Buttonbitty has always said that he is very lucky at finding things. When he was just 5-years-old he found an old Civil War cavalry sword that had belonged to Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. An...
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Funny story: Berkshire-Hathaway Makes Sweet Bid for Dairy Queen

Berkshire-Hathaway Makes Sweet Bid for Dairy Queen

Shocking Wall Street this afternoon with a surprise announcement over the acquisition of Dairy Queen, America's favorite ice cream franchise, Berkshire-Hathaway plans to bid $2 over DQ's current per-share market price to close the deal as soon as pos...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses That Jasmine Villegas Has Kissed His "Bird" Tattoo Three Times

Justin Bieber Confesses That Jasmine Villegas Has Kissed His "Bird" Tattoo Three Times

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most popular young teen singers in the world Justin Bieber and his new BFF Jasmine Villegas were spotted having ice cream cones at a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Parlor in Venice Beach. The two teens could be seen ha...
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Funny story: Area Man Continues Sit-in at Dairy Queen

Area Man Continues Sit-in at Dairy Queen

Beauchamp, LA--Russ Simwelt continued his sit-in at the local Dairy Queen in his adopted home-town of Beauchamp, la. Simwelt is protesting Dairy Queen's use of foreign-made "jimmies", the delicious chocolate sprinkles so popular among ice cream love...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Fire Suspicious

Dairy Queen Fire Suspicious

Big Spring, TX- The residents of this quiet west Texas town woke up to the most disturbing news to hit the town since Mayor Stiehl's public indecency scandal of two years ago.
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