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Funny story: Telescope Failing to Locate The Daily Mail at New Height of Stupidity

Telescope Failing to Locate The Daily Mail at New Height of Stupidity

The Telescope that has the power to spot alien life on other planets is now trying to locate the The Daily Mail, as the paper surpassed Justin Beiber's recent behaviour to reside at the height of stupidity. A string of articles recently published...
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Funny story: Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Evidence has been leaked of a report showing the records of thousands of people drawing old age pension hand outs instead of complying with State expectations to die and save taxpayers' money. A DVD containing the records of thousands of people w...
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Funny story: Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

In one of the biggest co-ordinated international police swoops in history, Disney Productions California was cordoned off and Julie Andrew was arrested in the early hours of this morning. An F.B.I source said, "We have a result". The culmination...
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Funny story: Daily Mail to Syria: 'We Want Our Money Back'

Daily Mail to Syria: 'We Want Our Money Back'

The Daily Mail are to sponsor an advert appealing for donations towards British flood victims. The advert, to be shown all across Syria, will feature a broad spectrum of white, middle-class people who currently live under the water. The newspaper...
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Funny story: Daily Mail reader has heart attack arguing on a forum

Daily Mail reader has heart attack arguing on a forum

Daily Mail reader, Carl White, had a heart attack last night while arguing his position on a forum when he came up against people with facts. "Normally," said wife of fifteen years, Brenda White, "our Carl would stick to the comments section on th...
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Funny story: No stories about immigrants and scroungers in Express and Mail

No stories about immigrants and scroungers in Express and Mail

Recent coverage of missing children and bad weather has led to readers of the two main National fish and chip wrappers forgetting to rant about immigrants and benefits claimants. Aima Moron from Chipping Sodit in Oxfordshire said, I sat down with...
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Funny story: Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
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Funny story: Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader. After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...
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Funny story: African Scoop - Daily Mail launches Blackmali

African Scoop - Daily Mail launches Blackmali

The famous right right right wing newspaper the Daily Mali has beaten all other media outlets in the great Scramble for Africa! Their West African hack recently released by Ripup Murdoch, Rebeccah Book, has pulled off the scoop of the century with...
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Funny story: Moonlight Becomes You!

Moonlight Becomes You!

According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs! This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl...
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Funny story: Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts. The Stun news...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 9th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 9th July 2012

Talksport Alan Pardew insists he is doing everything he can to keep striker Demba Ba, 27, at Newcastle I find handcuffs work best. Daily Mail Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 21, admits he and his team-mates have no idea how the situation with striker Robin van Persie will pan out. Have you thought about seeing a clairvoyant? Liverpool are understood to have had a bid rejected for 25-yea...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 7th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 7th July 2012

The Sun Theo Walcott is also considering his future with Arsenal, as he enters the final year of his current deal. Judging by internet forums and radio phone-ins, 60,000 supporters are also considering their future. Daily Mail Tottenham are ready to listen to offers for Rafael van der Vaart, 29. A fee of £10m-plus is likely to be enough to capture the Dutch international attacking midfielde...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old mountaineer, survivalist, and part time factory worker with a vivid imagination, today refused to write a satirical article of any description about Samantha Brick. "I'm not doing it.
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Funny story: The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
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Funny story: Daily Mail readers up in arms over skydiving babies

Daily Mail readers up in arms over skydiving babies

Daily Mail readers have been left looking red faced after the Daily Mail picked up a story about babies as young as three months old skydiving that was apparently untrue. "There was a satirical story about this," said the editor of the Daily Mail,...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Blah Blah Blah - DM Scoops Piffle Prize Again!

Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Blah Blah Blah - DM Scoops Piffle Prize Again!

The Daily Mail romped home with today's Piffle Prize for puerile and mundane reporting with a headline that is quite simply too mind numbingly dull to repeat in its entirety in the pages of this steamed organ. The bollockingly brilliant and irrepr...
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