The famous right right right wing newspaper the Daily Mali has beaten all other media outlets in the great Scramble for Africa!
Their West African hack recently released by Ripup Murdoch, Rebeccah Book, has pulled off the scoop of the century with...
According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs!
This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl...
The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts.
The Stun news...
Talksport
Alan Pardew insists he is doing everything he can to keep striker Demba Ba, 27, at Newcastle
I find handcuffs work best.
Daily Mail
Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 21, admits he and his team-mates have no idea how the situation with striker Robin van Persie will pan out.
Have you thought about seeing a clairvoyant?
Liverpool are understood to have had a bid rejected for 25-yea...
The Sun
Theo Walcott is also considering his future with Arsenal, as he enters the final year of his current deal.
Judging by internet forums and radio phone-ins, 60,000 supporters are also considering their future.
Daily Mail
Tottenham are ready to listen to offers for Rafael van der Vaart, 29. A fee of £10m-plus is likely to be enough to capture the Dutch international attacking midfielde...
Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories.
The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old mountaineer, survivalist, and part time factory worker with a vivid imagination, today refused to write a satirical article of any description about Samantha Brick.
"I'm not doing it.
"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
Daily Mail readers have been left looking red faced after the Daily Mail picked up a story about babies as young as three months old skydiving that was apparently untrue.
"There was a satirical story about this," said the editor of the Daily Mail,...
The Daily Mail romped home with today's Piffle Prize for puerile and mundane reporting with a headline that is quite simply too mind numbingly dull to repeat in its entirety in the pages of this steamed organ.
The bollockingly brilliant and irrepr...
Hacks at The Daily Mail were reeling yesterday as it emerged that they had "run out of transgender people to demean and misrepresent" . A source from inside the News Room told us "It's awful. It looks like we've just used up all the trans people. We...
The "Farter" of all battles" - Daily rag of the hrrmphing British masses, the Daily Mail, is not renowned for cutting edge journalism. It's daily fodder is scaremongering and outlandish stories that purport to show how Britain is going down the pan.
The Daily Mail has scooped todays Piffle Prize with yet another astonishingly meaningless headline. In fact, the above headline is merely an abridged version, edited to fit on Twitter. In all its gory glory, the headline reads:
"That's not your no...
Following a one day temporary hiatus in the art of expounding utter mundanity, the Daily Mail stormed back to form to scoop Saturday's Piffle Prize with the above statement of the bleedin' obvious.
Tenacious DM reportage revealed profound revelati...
The Daily Mail scooped the not very prestigious Piffle Prize for the second day running, with the absolutely not news of any description headline, as seen above.
Not surprisingly, the 'story' first appeared in the National Enquirer, and even featu...
When it comes to meaningless headlines and insubstantial non-news stories, the British tabloid press are unsurpassed, as The DM proved today by asking the question referred to in the headline of this article.
Indeed, the Mail came out on top of to...
A purge has been launched by Ministers on the health and safety Scrooges who ruin the spirit of Christmas by enforcing health and safety edicts to ban harmless activities such as snowball fights. This purge is expected to extend to all Ministries con...
Toddlers at school have been told by teachers not to make signs for a star during their singing of 'Twinkle twinkle little star' because in deaf signing language it indicates the female genitalia.
Hard on the heels of this has come a rethink of ha...