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Web Science Repetition Threatens Ice Sheet

Funny story: Web Science Repetition Threatens Ice Sheet

A new study has found that science website articles repeat themselves frequently. Linguists from the Universitat Grossen Luegen in Cologne, Germany have analysed over seventy thousand articles appearing in major publications and websites and have fou...

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No stories about immigrants and scroungers in Express and Mail

Funny story: No stories about immigrants and scroungers in Express and Mail

Recent coverage of missing children and bad weather has led to readers of the two main National fish and chip wrappers forgetting to rant about immigrants and benefits claimants. Aima Moron from Chipping Sodit in Oxfordshire said, I sat down with...

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Wonder Drug unveilled that will cure any and every disease worldwide

Funny story: Wonder Drug unveilled that will cure any and every disease worldwide

The Daily Express has published a world exclusive mentioning that scientists have developed a wonder drug that will cure any disease. The implications of this discovery are being assessed by a special committee set up by David Cameron, led by a fo...

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Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

Funny story: Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts. The Stun news...

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"What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

Funny story: "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011. MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!" RAY STUBBS: "Hah...

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Paxman Explodes Heads After Chomsky Interview

Funny story: Paxman Explodes Heads After Chomsky Interview

Medical experts were blaming the Daily Express again today for a further bout of exploding heads. The paper's Hickey column this morning led with an item about Jeremy Paxman's interviews with US Senator John McCain and self-styled "libertarian soc...

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Daily Express Under Fire Over Exploding Heads

Funny story: Daily Express Under Fire Over Exploding Heads

British national newspaper, the Daily Express, came under fire from health experts today as hospitals braced themselves for a new wave of exploding heads. The self styled 'world's greatest newspaper' is frequently given as the cause when victims a...

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Daily Express Readers Horrified By Exploding Children

Funny story: Daily Express Readers Horrified By Exploding Children

A climate change film which features exploding children has been withdrawn from an environmental web site after outraging viewers. The four-minute film was made for environmental organisation 10:10 by director Richard Curtis. It was designed to ra...

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Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Funny story: Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...

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