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That Old Girl's Still Got a Few More Rounds in Her, Area Dad Says

SOUIX FALLS, SD--Despite acknowledging that the trusted servant was "on her last legs," area dad Phil Boyd advised his son Trevor Tuesday that the old girl still had a few more uses left in her before her time comes. "She's near the end, no do...

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American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

Funny story: American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden. Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ow...

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Local Man Outraged

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma- Local cars sales representative John Smith is outraged about the recent 20/20 new story about a junior high student sleeping with his 28-year-old teacher. "I just don't understand this world that we live in," Smith stated...

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My life as a man #29

Funny story: My life as a man #29

Castor oil, Fox News, MSNBC, and nekkid chicks on air! When I was a young kid, I knew better than to tell my Dad that I had a belly-ache. I knew better because I knew what my Dad would do if I told him my gut hurt. He was an old school mountain farmer: he used plant extracts he called "Lightning Hot drops," or, if he was a bit hung over, he used the all-time, get-even-with-your-children, gut-...

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Angry Father Speaks Out Against Huggies Ad Campaign

Funny story: Angry Father Speaks Out Against Huggies Ad Campaign

Thomas Johnson, a resident of Bartlesville, OK, has decided to voice his opinion in light of the recent Huggies ad campaign depicting loving fathers easily taking care of their children, without the help and supervision of their wives. While some...

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Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

Funny story: Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at. More than nine out of 10 b...

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Gay woman reveals 'Wossy' shame

Funny story: Gay woman reveals 'Wossy' shame

A gay woman from London today revealed her shame on national radio. "I can confirm that Jonathon Ross is my dad", said the woman. "This has been something of a family secret but we all agreed that if anyone ever asked, we would answer honestly.

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New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

Funny story: New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...

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Manufacturing industry admits they don't make them like they used to

Funny story: Manufacturing industry admits they don't make them like they used to

The Department of Trade and Industry today issued it's long awaited report into current manufacturing processes and concluded that your dad is right - they no longer manufacture using previously valid methods.

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Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Funny story: Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Carina-eta born Carina-ta Funk Bucket today admitted she lost her cherry to Dad Farmer.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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