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Funny story: The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...
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Funny story: Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
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Funny story: GutCam Presents A Whole New View

GutCam Presents A Whole New View

A new London-based company, InnerTech, is giving people a whole new view of themselves with GutCam. GutCam is a tiny camera inside a transparent pod the size of a baked bean, which the customer swallows. The camera then films the pod's voyage over...
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Funny story: Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

Lost British Classic Exploitation Films To Be Released On DVD

A number of apparently 'lost' British exploitation films, originally made between the 1950's and the mid 1980's are to be released in digitally remastered DVD and Blu Ray format from Monday. The films were made using sets and costumes from bigger...
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Funny story: CRB Check now required to rent videos

CRB Check now required to rent videos

Not content with requiring three different bills with an address, a passport, driving licence, birth certificate, marriage certificate, a letter from your mum and a valid credit card, the big two video rental agencies are now going to require a Crimi...
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Funny story: Easter Egg On Eclipse DVD Leads to Hidden Second Rob Pattinson-Taylor Lautner-Kristen Stewart Commentary Track

Easter Egg On Eclipse DVD Leads to Hidden Second Rob Pattinson-Taylor Lautner-Kristen Stewart Commentary Track

Just when everyone thought watching the teen masturbation-fodder DVD "Twilight:Eclipse" couldn't be more painful, self-proclaimed 'Twi-Hards' have found an easter egg on the DVD that, when activated, unleashes a second hideous audio commentary by stars Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. "There is not enough beer in the Universe to get me to watch 'Eclipse' with the first comment...
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Funny story: Bootleg Copies of "March Of The Penguins" Seized

Bootleg Copies of "March Of The Penguins" Seized

Bootleg copies of "March of the Penguins" were seized by customs agents as they were being imported into the country. Over 10,000 dvds were found in shipping cases destined for distribution all thoughout the country. The movie, originally release...
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Funny story: New Hassle Free, Worry Free Book, Music, and Video Club Announced

New Hassle Free, Worry Free Book, Music, and Video Club Announced

Are you frustrated with bookclubs that send you their featured selection of the month, even though you already sent back the little card? Are you upset that you received a new CD on the Greatest Hits of Mating Sounds of the Humpbacked Whale the day after the you actually ordered a John Denver album? Are you sick and tired of video clubs that require you to notify them by certified, registered ma...
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Funny story: Man Dissapointed In Capone DVD

Man Dissapointed In Capone DVD

A Sugarhill man says he was bitterly dissapointed after renting the movie Capone from Netflix - especially the casting of Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Al Capone. "He looked and sounded nothing like Capone" said Sanchez Ponco Valaquez "I am a 'gangba...
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Funny story: DVD Menu Loops During Loss Of Virginity

DVD Menu Loops During Loss Of Virginity

Kristen Stabler and Ryan Hokum, both of Havertown, Maryland, engaged in their first coital act together Saturday night while the menu of the DVD they had been watching looped continuously. The DVD in question, Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Ho...
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Funny story: Very Elderly Woman Arrested For Copyright Piracy

Very Elderly Woman Arrested For Copyright Piracy

Philadelphia PA-- Bertha Clarke, 98, was arrested yesterday for film piracy after an investigation by the FBI. The senior citizen was charged with unauthorized exhibition of a copyrighted DVD. She could receive five years in jail and a $250,000.00...
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Funny story: Eva Mendes publishes book and DVD: "Naked in the Garden with Eva"

Eva Mendes publishes book and DVD: "Naked in the Garden with Eva"

Los Angeles, California - Everyone needs a hobby to relax. Eva Mendes, movie star, PETA "FUR?" ad model and spokesperson, has one too. Like millions of Americans, hers is gardening. Only, she does it naked. Recently, a publisher approached Mendes, wh...
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Funny story: DVD-ROM Drive stops burgular

DVD-ROM Drive stops burgular

A DVD-ROM drive stopped a burglar yesterday after he grazed the eject button, following the draw coming out and hitting his stomach, winding him and causing him to fall to the ground.
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Funny story: Max Mosley DVD Goes On Sale

Max Mosley DVD Goes On Sale

Formula 1 boss Max Mosley releases his new DVD today amid a storm of controversy, with protestors claiming that several women starring in the movie weren't real prostitutes, but actresses.
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Funny story: Tony Blair and Cherie release lovers guide DVD for catholics

Tony Blair and Cherie release lovers guide DVD for catholics

Tony Blair and his wife, Cherie, have a released a lovers' guide DVD. The documentary, which they both wrote and star in, shows them demonstrating a number of sexual positions that allow maximum sensation but minimise the risk of conception.
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Funny story: HD DVD Format Exposed as Hoax

HD DVD Format Exposed as Hoax

It was announced today that the HD DVD format would be abandoned after nearly ten years of development and promotion. "We regret being so wrong," admitted Doug Hashcode, HD North American spokesman. "But it now appears that the HD DVD...
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Funny story: Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...
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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

Antonella Barba And Wee Jimmy Krankie In Shameful DVD Release

In a sensational move tonight pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest pop duo that are sure to storm the hit parade. And hang on to your hat for it's none other than Antonella Barba and Scottish schoolboy, Wee Jimmy Krankie!...
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