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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, regarded by many as the Queen of Talk Shows, still likes to flex her telecasting muscles every now and then. Winfrey speaking from her home in The Windy City stated that Reese Witherspoon needs to stop acting like she is a...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

ATLANTA - Reese Witherspoon is still in hiding due to extreme embarrassment over her recent arrest due to her disorderly conduct. A spokesperson for Ms. Witherspoon identified as Tucker "Bubba" Frattficker, stated that the actress wanted her famil...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

For the last three days straight Lindsay Lohan did nothing bad. She didn't threaten her own freedom by lying, stealing or driving while under the influence. She was low key. Wall Street Investors and Las Vegas book makers were shocked and appalle...
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Funny story:  Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!

Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!

Two people have been seriously injured with dozens more left bruised and shaken after two lines of conga dancers collided head-on outside a pub in Loughton, Essex just after midnight. The collision, at Loughton's 'The Red Lion' public house occur...
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Funny story:  Ecuador Human Frights activist Kerry Kennedy in a spot of DUI bother

Ecuador Human Frights activist Kerry Kennedy in a spot of DUI bother

Westchester, New York - A karmic twist has slammed the brakes on top Opus Dei apologist for Ecuador's so-called Justice [sic] Ministry who appeared before a judge on DUI charges today. Kerry Kennedy, 52, is accused of fleeing the scene of an accid...
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Funny story:  Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...
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Funny story:  President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI

President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI

Former President George W. Bush and Current President Brack H. Obama was pulled over today by D.C. police after running a red light. Officer Porker reportedly pulled over their car as it was traveling westbound on Constitution Ave as it crossed 17th...
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Funny story:  Obama's uncle fails U.S. history sobriety test

Obama's uncle fails U.S. history sobriety test

FRAMINGHAM, Mass.--President Obama's uncle, Onyango Obama, was arrested on August 24 after failing a sobriety test based on the history of the United States. Police pulled over Obama, 67, after making a rolling stop through a stop sign and nearly...
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Funny story:  Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

The government is to consider changing the drink driving laws in Britain. For a trial period in and around London from next month traffic police officers will no longer have to accompany drivers to police stations after they've been pulled over when...
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Funny story:  Canada 'tossed me under bus': Harper

Canada 'tossed me under bus': Harper

Prime Minister of Canada Steven Harper lashed out at Canada Friday over his treatment when he was kicked out of the Conservative caucus over sensational allegations. Harper took aim at country after a Friday news conference in Collingwood, Ont., s...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...
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Funny story:  Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

In what appears to be a match made in, well, let's call it heaven for lack of a better place, Rosie O'Donnell has offered to adopt and mentor troubled star Lindsay Lohan after the Judge in her latest trial has told her she needs to get a new guardian...
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Funny story:  He's Not Under the Influence, Officer! He's Just Being Fabio!

He's Not Under the Influence, Officer! He's Just Being Fabio!

SANTA MONICA, CA - Jud "Fabio" Birza, the winner of Survivor Season 21 in Nicaragua, was arrested Wednesday afternoon on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance. Mr. Birza took home the $1,000,000 prize last December on CB...
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Funny story:  US Sheriff blames Lindsay Lohan battery charger

US Sheriff blames Lindsay Lohan battery charger

Los Angeles - (DUI Aftershocks): Riverside Sheriff's Department said today a 'bugged' vibrator - er...cell phone! - battery charger is thought to be behind the latest Lindsay Lohan spat with rehab staff. The actress threw a tantrum at the Betty Fo...
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Funny story:  Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they gathered in...
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Funny story:  Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

Newcastle Univesity Researchers Have Found Rudolph Safe and Well Inside a Brain

"A close-up image of a blood vessel in the brain has amazed scientists with its likeness to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When stories reached researchers at the world renowned 'Newcastle University', that Rudolph was missing, they gathered in t...
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Funny story:  Paul Gascoigne given suspended drink-driving sentence

Paul Gascoigne given suspended drink-driving sentence

Former footballer Paul Gascoigne has been given a suspended prison sentence after he admitted drinking and driving. In fact, when he was apprehended, weaving all over the road, he was also juggling with a pair of oranges. Officers had to use a 'st...
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Funny story:  Gazza Stopped by Cops - Blows a (WPC) Amber

Gazza Stopped by Cops - Blows a (WPC) Amber

Shocking news from Her Maj's Police Constabulary this morning reveals that former footballer Paul "Gazza" Crapgroin was pulled over by police while using the latest Sunnyspoons drive-through pub over the weekend. As Mr Crapgroin pulled away from...
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