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Funny story:  Curse of the Kennedys: Kerry's DUI copycat prang dilemma

Curse of the Kennedys: Kerry's DUI copycat prang dilemma

New York - There's something running in the Kennedy family's veins other than blood a court in White Plains, New York heard today as Robert F Kennedy's daughter Kerry pleaded Not Guilty to drug driving and other vehicle related stuff. The 50-some...
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Funny story:  Kerry Kennedy could plead insanity for abandoning vehicle in DUI case

Kerry Kennedy could plead insanity for abandoning vehicle in DUI case

New York - Documents lodged with the Westchester County District Attorney's Office show a 'temporarily insane' plea bargain is being considered by the human frights lawyer whose drug driving case begin this Monday. Kerry Kennedy is charged with v...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Falsely Accused Of Drag Racing

Justin Bieber Falsely Accused Of Drag Racing

Miami Beach cops claim Justin Bieber was drag racing and drunk, which caused his arrest. But Sgt. Joe "Pinocchio Nose" Soprano and his partner Elsie "Balls" Saunders of the beach police have confessed to looking for a reason to stop the controversia...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah arrested while driving under the influence

Derek Acorah arrested while driving under the influence

Derek Acorah, the world's most famous grey haired psychic has been arrested for suspicion of driving whilst under the influence, something that he has embraced. "Derek has stated to the police that he was under the influence of spirits whilst driv...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia

Reese Witherspoon Rips Off A Mel Gibson's DUI In Atlanta, Georgia

The DUI Gazette - Instead of sitting politely and waiting for the police officer to reach her automobile, (after being stopped by the officer's flashing lights and sirens for driving on the wrong side of the street) Reese Witherspoon leaned out of th...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, regarded by many as the Queen of Talk Shows, still likes to flex her telecasting muscles every now and then. Winfrey speaking from her home in The Windy City stated that Reese Witherspoon needs to stop acting like she is a...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

ATLANTA - Reese Witherspoon is still in hiding due to extreme embarrassment over her recent arrest due to her disorderly conduct. A spokesperson for Ms. Witherspoon identified as Tucker "Bubba" Frattficker, stated that the actress wanted her famil...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

For the last three days straight Lindsay Lohan did nothing bad. She didn't threaten her own freedom by lying, stealing or driving while under the influence. She was low key. Wall Street Investors and Las Vegas book makers were shocked and appalle...
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Funny story:  Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!

Conga Collision At Essex Pub Leaves Dozens Injured!

Two people have been seriously injured with dozens more left bruised and shaken after two lines of conga dancers collided head-on outside a pub in Loughton, Essex just after midnight. The collision, at Loughton's 'The Red Lion' public house occur...
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Funny story:  Ecuador Human Frights activist Kerry Kennedy in a spot of DUI bother

Ecuador Human Frights activist Kerry Kennedy in a spot of DUI bother

Westchester, New York - A karmic twist has slammed the brakes on top Opus Dei apologist for Ecuador's so-called Justice [sic] Ministry who appeared before a judge on DUI charges today. Kerry Kennedy, 52, is accused of fleeing the scene of an accid...
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Funny story:  Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...
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Funny story:  President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI

President Obama and Former President Bush - Investigated For DWI

Former President George W. Bush and Current President Brack H. Obama was pulled over today by D.C. police after running a red light. Officer Porker reportedly pulled over their car as it was traveling westbound on Constitution Ave as it crossed 17th...
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Funny story:  Obama's uncle fails U.S. history sobriety test

Obama's uncle fails U.S. history sobriety test

FRAMINGHAM, Mass.--President Obama's uncle, Onyango Obama, was arrested on August 24 after failing a sobriety test based on the history of the United States. Police pulled over Obama, 67, after making a rolling stop through a stop sign and nearly...
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Funny story:  Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

Pulled Over for Drunk Driving? You May Have To Drive Yourself to the Police Station!

The government is to consider changing the drink driving laws in Britain. For a trial period in and around London from next month traffic police officers will no longer have to accompany drivers to police stations after they've been pulled over when...
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Funny story:  Canada 'tossed me under bus': Harper

Canada 'tossed me under bus': Harper

Prime Minister of Canada Steven Harper lashed out at Canada Friday over his treatment when he was kicked out of the Conservative caucus over sensational allegations. Harper took aim at country after a Friday news conference in Collingwood, Ont., s...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...
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Funny story:  Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

Judge to Lohan: You Need a New Guardian - Rosie O'Donnell Makes Adoption Offer!

In what appears to be a match made in, well, let's call it heaven for lack of a better place, Rosie O'Donnell has offered to adopt and mentor troubled star Lindsay Lohan after the Judge in her latest trial has told her she needs to get a new guardian...
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