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Funny story: Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution. "We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "...
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Funny story: John Lennon To Be Cloned?

John Lennon To Be Cloned?

A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000. This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England. Canadian dentist Dr.
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Funny story: Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...
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Funny story: China Accused of Raising Work Drones For Factories

China Accused of Raising Work Drones For Factories

Apparently China has been giving children plenty of sweets over the years to get them to work for very low wages and not to get bored. China denies the fact that thousands of those former children are now working long hours and have been for many...
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Funny story: Genoproject Results Continue To Surprise

Genoproject Results Continue To Surprise

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a news conference earlier this week, Dr. Spencer Wells, the National Geographic Explorer-in-Residence, announced more surprising results from the Genoproject's Multiyear research. According to Wells, by using their "cutting-e...
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Funny story: Chinese Circus Using DNA Freaks!

Chinese Circus Using DNA Freaks!

Although they are being billed with such names as "Cat Head", "Trout Ears" and "The Man With The Octopus Arms", American scientists who have watched the Chinese Circus in Europe say that these freaks are not by nature but by DNA experiments. "They...
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Funny story: Missing Prostitutes May Be Conected With Science DNA

Missing Prostitutes May Be Conected With Science DNA

Police in Las Vegas, Nevada are now searching for a "freak" identified by a prostitute after two other prostitutes have been missing for weeks. This lady is in pretty bad shape but has told police a great deal about her attacker. "It was a male...
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Funny story: Scientists discover socialist gene linked to incest and sexually transmitted diseases

Scientists discover socialist gene linked to incest and sexually transmitted diseases

Los Angeles - Researchers at LA's Seedy Sign Eye Hospital & Institute of Medicalology have announced the discovery of a link between incest-related sexually transmitted diseases and the rogue genetic makeup of socialists from Karl Marx to Ecuador...
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Funny story: New Species of Homo Detected: Sapiens May No Longer Top the Food Chain

New Species of Homo Detected: Sapiens May No Longer Top the Food Chain

Scientists in the High Plains of America have discovered that the human family tree has many more branches and tangles than previously thought. DNA analysis from a group of humans heavier than Robustus, stouter than Australopithecus,-- and with more...
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Funny story: A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

DOVER, Delaware - Law enforcement officials in Dover have confirmed that a drone that crashed on Bradford Frissyfrock's Farm did in fact originate from outside the United States. Officer Ty Bolero, 43, with the Dover Police Department stated that...
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Funny story: Giant mutant fly created by Large Hadron Collider

Giant mutant fly created by Large Hadron Collider

Urgent appeals for a very big fly swatter have been made by the LHC team in Switzerland afer a particle from an accelerator collided with a stray fly. The 10 metre wingspan fly soared out of the collision chamber and ate the operator's Coronation...
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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter's Birthplace Home Has Been Discovered

Ann Coulter's Birthplace Home Has Been Discovered

WHITE PLAINS, New York - Two reporters with National Focus Magazine have just discovered the actual birthplace of Republican political commentator Ann Coulter. Durango Tucker and Jefferson Sierra had heard that Miss Coulter was not really born in...
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Funny story: Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth: Discoveries of possible DNA samples suggest that hunters have the rare opportunity to annihilate the Mammoth in the 21st century.

Science Daily: New York, NY. Geneticists and Members of The National Hunting Association have formed an alliance to galvanize research and fund one of the greatest feats of the 21st century, to resurrect the Woolly Mammoth, hunt it, and kill it.
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - DNA: Dogs Not Allowed

Isle of Wight News - DNA: Dogs Not Allowed

In a bold move, the Isle of Wight councillor, David Pugh, has elected to spend his twenty-million pound lottery win on putting every dog on the island onto a doggy DNA database. "I was going to buy a bigger house," he said. "However, I already hav...
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Funny story: Horse DNA Found In Richard III

Horse DNA Found In Richard III

Tesco has shut down its Richard III outlet in Leicester after horse DNA was found in the remains of the last Planted King. The Food Standards Agency, who missed the DNA finding due to cutbacks, advised anyone who had bought Richard III steaks (at...
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Funny story: President Obama Pushes Glove Control Legislation

President Obama Pushes Glove Control Legislation

Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress not to pursue an assault weapons ban, but instead work on Glove Control legislation. Many conservative Democrats and Republicans have a hard ti...
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Funny story: Housemate found in Beefburger

Housemate found in Beefburger

Shoppers in England and Ireland today were shocked to discover that Beefburgers stocked by many of the leading supermarkets have been found to contain meat from former 'Big Brother' housemate Jade Goody. DNA testing by the Irish Food Standard Agen...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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