Tesco has shut down its Richard III outlet in Leicester after horse DNA was found in the remains of the last Planted King.
The Food Standards Agency, who missed the DNA finding due to cutbacks, advised anyone who had bought Richard III steaks (at...
Washington DC: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that President Obama has asked Congress not to pursue an assault weapons ban, but instead work on Glove Control legislation.
Many conservative Democrats and Republicans have a hard ti...
Shoppers in England and Ireland today were shocked to discover that Beefburgers stocked by many of the leading supermarkets have been found to contain meat from former 'Big Brother' housemate Jade Goody.
DNA testing by the Irish Food Standard Agen...
DALLAS, Texas (ABSNN) - Texas, long the foe of evolution, is back in the news today thanks to a report from a Texas veterinarian who told reporters that DNA samples prove that the legendary "Bigfoot is part human-well, at least Bigfoot's penis is hum...
LEICESTER, England (ABSNN) - A whole lot of people who believed the male skeleton found beneath a parking lot in this English city was King Richard III, who was slain during the War of the Roses, an English Civil War, were disappointed when DNA testi...
Liverpool - Cretinaceous Era ne'er-do-well nomads first settled in Sefton's Lunt Meadows circa 5,800 BC according to a new report tracing human/alien hybrid habitits - er...habitats! - north of the Watford Gap.
Consultant archaeologist Prof Doug T...
Staff at Graceland today were shocked when the US army revealed that a DNA sample taken from a visitor to an Army Base in Germany matched that of the King.
Elvira Muntz from Berlin who works part time as a waitress was hired as part of a staff for...
Is he shy? Too busy to engage with others? Fearful of capture?
The surprising answer is: None of the above. Bigfoot has been in touch with a Spoof reporter, explaining for the first time why he is in hiding.
It started with a simple te...
Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold!
Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bea...
COLLEGE PARK, MARYLAND (ABSNN) DNA has proven "conclusively" that Thomas Jefferson, the third US President, is the true father of Barack Obama who now sits in power in the White House. Scientists at the University of Maryland claim "the findings put...
It had not been a good decade or so, for the Royal Family since Princess Diana had been murdered. Their popularity wasn't what it was and the Queen was concerned about their steady decline and the loss of public funding. After all she had three lazy and useless sons to care for.
She had been thinking it over and over for a solution to this problem for months, without any success. Then one eve...
UK technical boffins have admitted to extracting the DNA from the last series of X-Factor in a laboratory in London, and then implanting it into embryonic pop star Amelia Lily, one of this year's finalists. In a procedure reminiscent of Jurassic Par...
London - Daft-as-brush ex-UK Prime Monster John Major is embroiled in a sordid DNA check on some 'bastards' who've tested positive to be his brats.
At a Chatham House stink tank talk last night the hasbeen waxed lyrical about the US-UK 'special re...
Believers in the fantasy myth of evolution are today awestruck as it is claimed that the evolution process has been reversed and a chicken has been genetically modified to develop a maniraptora snout.
What the imbeciles fail to understand is that...
Alberta - Genetic efforts to find the missing link between the royals and their four-legged cold-blooded relations are set for a big boost.
The couple will visit The Alberta Reptile and Amphibian Society on Thursday in an unscheduled trip to conne...
The Isle of Wight News has reported that little Billy Murray of Newby village claims to be related to top tennis player, Andy Murray.
Apparently when little Billy 'Googled' Andy he found they had a lot in common.
They are both male and have t...
London - In a direct tit-for-tat for 'Obama's Irish ancestry' spin a group of Brits plans to publish documents showing the 44th US President is the son of 'Global Renaissance Woman' Maya Angelou.
A London state presidential visit from Tuesday will...
Following the interview which our intrepid female reporter carried out with Takwana and Anitakapita regarding their views on Armageddon, we would just like to bring interested readers up to date with what is going on in Berwick Hills.
After the i...