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Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Funny story: Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Emperor Alexander II instructed the Russian minister to the United States, Eduard de Stoeckl, to enter into negotiations with U.S.' William Seward in the beginning of March 1867 to sell Russia's Alaska to the U.S. The negotiations concluded aft...

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Government announces new Czar

In yet another bold stroke to bring joy and happiness to our fair land, Davy Cameron announced today that Ant and Dec have been appointed as the government's latest Czars; their role, to cheer up the nation. Cammy stressed, in a jocular manner and...

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Pay cuts could drive out talent from bailed out too big to fails

Funny story: Pay cuts could drive out talent from bailed out too big to fails

WASHINGTON, DC - The Czar of incompetent executive over-compensation, according to my source, Heinze Kissinger, said pay cuts may drive executive talent away from companies bailed out by U.S. taxpayers. According to Heinze, golden handcuffs shoul...

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Barack Obama Appoints Kinky Friedman As Chupacabra Czar

Funny story: Barack Obama Appoints Kinky Friedman As Chupacabra Czar

President Barack Obama added another Czar to his cabinet with the appointment of Kinky Friedman as his Chupacabra Czar. Friedman is a singer, writer, and comedian who has also run unsuccessfully on an independent ticket to be the Governor of Texas.

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White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

Funny story: White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, a...

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Spoof Writers Wife Appointed Czar For Decency

Funny story: Spoof Writers Wife Appointed Czar For Decency

Mrs Skoob, wife of TheSpoof.com contributor Skoob1999 has been summoned by the Obama administration to be Czar for decency. When we asked her about this, she told us: "Fuck it." When we told her that this was an important role in internation...

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Congress To Vet New Cookie Czar

Funny story: Congress To Vet New Cookie Czar

In an effort to reach across the isle to the GOP, Obama today agreed to let a congressional committee vet his new Cookie Czar appointee. Today Obama submitted three names for consideration and recommendation, the Keebler Elf, Cookie Monster, and the...

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Stephen Hawking Tabbed to Be New Homework Czar

Funny story: Stephen Hawking Tabbed to Be New Homework Czar

Famous mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking has been chosen as the new Homework Czar by President Barack Obama. Hawking will join the growing list of presidential appointees who will all make more than $250,000 a year and receive full benefit...

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Manny, Moe, and Jack Announced As White House Used Car Czars

Funny story: Manny, Moe, and Jack Announced As White House Used Car Czars

In his attempt to hire advisors for everything possible, President Barack Obama has appointed Manny, Moe, and Jack as his newest Used Car Czars. "I think that these men know more about automotive repairs than anyone else out there," said Obama from...

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Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

Funny story: Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

President Barack Obama has appointed another Czar to his cabinet and created another $350,000 a year government job (with benefits and pension plan). Keith Olbermann of NBC News, possibly the biggest white Obama apologist, has been appointed the new...

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Obama Names "Gettin' It On" Czar!

Funny story: Obama Names "Gettin' It On" Czar!

Randy John Johnson, President of John & Johnson has been named by President Obama as the "Gettin' It On Czar." In accepting the nomination, Johnson says that President Obama thought that our K-Y Jelly was a great boon to "Getting It On" and I wil...

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A Czar of Czars

The venerable question that has bewildered scholars and thinkers of the Bolshevistic persuasion since Peter the Great is: how many czars does a czar need, and does a czar need a czar to watch over his czars? The urgency for an answer to the preceding query manifested itself in the most incongruous manner. During a meeting in the Oval Office, while deliberating the necessity of appointing a s...

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President Obama Names Michael Jackson As Czar Of The Bizarre

Funny story: President Obama Names Michael Jackson As Czar Of The Bizarre

Michael Jackson who recently visited a cinema wearing his pyjamas last week, according to US rapper Akon, has been named by President Barack Obama as his new Czar of the Bizarre! Akon, the hip-hop star, who collaborated with Jackson on his new sin...

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Karzai for Car Czar

President Obama in a brilliant move to garner attention for the bailout of the American automobile industry has proposed the name of the President of Afghanistan to be the new Czar of the automobile industry in this country. Anticipating criticis...

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Elvis Reveals he was Alive All Along and in Contention for Identity Fraud Tsar Role

Funny story: Elvis Reveals he was Alive All Along and in Contention for Identity Fraud Tsar Role

In a series of astonishing and seemingly unrelated developments, dead pelvis-thrusting singer Elvis Presley has announced his intention to apply for the position of Identity Theft Tsar as recommended by a Parliamenta...

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Bush appoints new Blame Czar

Funny story: Bush appoints new Blame Czar

President Bush announced today that he has appointed former Congressman Newt Gingrich to be the nation's first Blame Czar. According to the White House, the primary function of the new position will be to assess blame for the administration's...

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Boleshevik Bureaucrats Overthrow Intel Tsar

Funny story: Boleshevik Bureaucrats Overthrow Intel Tsar

The Pentagon, Saturday - In an altogether shocking display of violence and forcefulness not usually seen by government bureaucrats and with sheer maliciousness equaled only by those in DMV's and the IRS, the Bush administrations intelligence Tsar...

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Bush to 'America Idol' Viewers: Thanks! Now can you help me find a canadidate for my new War Czar cabinet position?

Funny story: Bush to 'America Idol' Viewers: Thanks! Now can you help me find a canadidate for my new War Czar cabinet position?

Washington, DC - Impressed with the efforts of American Idol's fund raising power, over 70 million dollars, on last weeks 'Idol Gives Back' special benefiting charities for improvised children, Bush and the First Lady, in a taped appearan...

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