Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country's multibillion euro debt crisis.
"No, this is not...
Nicosia - A Cyprus psychic whose visions interpret supernatural omens by staring intently at expensive underwear has warned the nation will go commando rather than pay the new exorbitant levy on butt cover-ups.
Nicholas Nicholaides, 69, known on t...
Now it is the island nation of Cyprus's time to come under the guillotine of economic bankruptcy.
The only difference with their bankers way of dealing with it is that, instead of doing it in the U.S. fashion of taking the needed money from what th...
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