Thumbing their beaks at town residents who had complained about their presence in the community, a flock of about 100 wild turkeys added insult to injury last night by throwing themselves a huge Thanksgiving feast in the park at the town center.
Thank goodness for the kind nature of good-intentioned celebrities without whom we would be wandering in a sea of confusion. Cyndi Lauper is one of the rare celebrities who tells it like it is. Her hit single "Money Changes Everything" was about how...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump did not tell Holly Robinson Peete that she was fired. But he did tell Bret Michaels that he was hired as the new Celebrity Apprentice before a live audience.
Holly, who had been crying from the beginning of the Celebri...
NEW YORK CITY - Apparently the Producers of the reality show Celebrity Apprentice have informed Mr. Donald Trump that he needs to hurry up and get the show's season wrapped up.
Instead of firing one celebrity, El Trumpster reared back and fired a...
MANHATTAN - In the latest edition of Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" 80s rock icon Cyndi Lauper finally has her fill of being treated like a three year old and she calls Holly Robinson Peete a no good, prima diva, back-stabbing BB (black bitch)...
MANHATTAN - Celebrity Apprentice is fast becoming a watered down version of the Weather Channel, with lots of hot air, cold glances, warmed over backstabbing, and wind breaking.
Summer Sanders and Holly Robinson Peete are still extremely jealous o...
Tokyo, Japan - Sony executive were pleased to announce that had just signed on Britney Spears as their leading endorser of their new 3000 series Karaoke machine today. Britney was supposed to roll out there new product line at a live music concert wi...
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