ATLANTA, GA-In response to disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong's admission that he had used performance-enhancing drugs, the American Cancer Society announced today that it had stripped Armstrong of his 1997 victory over cancer, and the 42-year-old...
Los Angeles, CA - The seven-time "winner" of the Tour De France, now the piñata of the sports world, Lance Armstrong, has been spotted by several people, pushing his bike up the steep canyon roads around L.A. recently.
"I'd recognize those glutes...
Cycling legend Lance Armstrong, who has recently been stripped of his seven Tour de France victories because of as-yet-unproven drug-taking allegations, is rumoured to be in danger of losing his right to be called Lance Armstrong.
The rumour, star...
After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move.
The police have reiterated their determination not to open the Big...
The Governments Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell today faced calls for his resignation after a four letter strewn rant with police at Downing Street. The argument started when an officer told Mr Mitchell to use the rear entrance. This angered Mr Mitchell a...
Seven times Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong today addressed the media for the first time since revealing he will not fight the doping charges brought against him by the USADA (US Anti-Doping Agency), and instead he will actually be cycling to t...
In a stunning announcement last Thursday, the famed cyclist Lance Armstrong said he was selling his seven Tour de France titles.
The titles will go on sale next week, but they most likely won't be available to the fans. All Tour de France runner-...
Multiple track cycling medallist Victoria Pendleton has made a shock U-turn on her retirement from Olympic action, as it has been revealed that she is set to team up with men's tennis gold medallist Andy Murray in Brazil in 2016. The pair are set to...
While many are still stunned about David Beckham's omission from Team GB's football team, it has been confirmed that the former Manchester United and England star has been taking part in London 2012 after all.
However, his role has surprised many...
With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins after he was told to 'get on your bike' by members of London's elite Pickwick Club.
Fresh from his victory a...
The Tour de France sensationally passed off today with no criminal incident.
Onlookers looked on with stunned amazement as no discernable sabotage or doping or any other criminality occurred. With the possible exception of Bradley Wiggins' yellow...
London Mayor Boris Johnson has said the Olympic competitors in this summer's marathons and other competitions taking place on the streets of London, will not be exempt from on-the-spot fines or even arrest if found to be dropping litter during those...
Austin, Texas: During what was expected to be a typical post-retirement press conference for the athlete, in which he would announce plans to compete in an ever more mediocre sporting event and blather about cancer, Lance Armstrong's day took a turn...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today became involved in a bizarre series of verbal exchanges after parking and locking up his bicycle in the local Co-Op car park. It seems that as Shuttlecock was in store, stocking up on Stella Artois in order to fue...
A monumental day for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, sadly ended in disaster this afternoon.
Rather than take the train home from work, Shuttlecock decided to cycle the seven or so miles home, uphill and down dale, despite being seriously out of cy...
ORGANISERS of the prestigious Tour de Farce cycle race are considering how to save the event following revelations that two unnamed cyclists have tested negative for performance enhancing drugs.
It has been alleged that officials were aware of the...
It was 22.06.2011, 2400 hours when under a full moon, a balmy breeze, and after a quick pull out from a well tanned and willing wench, the silence of Mallory Square in Key West, Fl, USA was rendered with the sudden throbbing of two opposed unmuffled cylinders from a restored 1969 R69S BMW touring bike cranked over by a black leather clad man on a mission....the UK/US Cycling Charity Challenge w...
A group of Gloucester cyclists was being escorted back to the city today having lost their way trying to find the new Olympic Velodrome.
The arena, especially constructed for the London Olympics next year, is the first venue to be completed for th...