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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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Funny story: Federer in Cyborg Conspiracy Shocker

Federer in Cyborg Conspiracy Shocker

The sporting world was reeling last night as revelations emerged about what we know as 'Roger Federer'. In claims which are sure to rock the sport to it's foundations we can confirm rumours centering around a conspiracy in which the British tennis es...
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Funny story: Breitbart Secret Revealed

Breitbart Secret Revealed

Shortly before his untimely, and some would say suspicious death, Andrew Breitbart announced that he was making it his mission to do the job that the mainstream media had so miserably failed to do during the 2008 Presidential campaign: the vetting of...
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Funny story: Michael Barrymore first cyborg comedian?

Michael Barrymore first cyborg comedian?

Comic and television personality Michael Barrymore is attempting to revive his career with the help of cutting edge technology. Using all of his remaining fortune, Barrymore, whose career waned after a police investigation in 2001, has begun work...
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Funny story: Time-Traveller Wanted

Time-Traveller Wanted

WANTED: Somebody to go forward in time with me, to save our world. This is not a fake ad. My contact: destroy-terminators@skynet.web. You'll be paid after we get back. You must bring your own weapons of choice to destroy shape-shifters and cyborgs with a weird Austrian accent. Safety not guaranteed.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga-- Pop Sensation or Tragic Cyborg?

Lady Gaga-- Pop Sensation or Tragic Cyborg?

It has been widely reported in entertainment journalism the family backround of the club music diva known as Lady Gaga. What was not revealed until late yesterday was that her father, internet auteur Joey "Jo-Jo" Germanotta, was secretly moonlighting...
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Funny story: Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

(Tokyo) Modern day cyborg Muchai Hai is recovering well from recent surgery to upgrade her cell phone implant to a Web
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Funny story: Obama criticizes Bush's microchip implant

Obama criticizes Bush's microchip implant

Earlier today Democratic candidate Barack Obama, held an interview with members of the Democratic party at a secrete location in BFE Washington with support from the Hollywood Liberal Association (a well known celebrity organization) to discuss Bush&...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Apologies for Janet Jackson Story

Spoof Writer Apologies for Janet Jackson Story

On Monday, February 2, 2004, Spoof writer dalepetrie posted a story entitled Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg", thinking this to be a rathe...
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