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Funny story: The negative sides to having a blood test!

The negative sides to having a blood test!

The Anticoagulation Clinic, due to increasing attendees, and the Government cut-backs, decided to send me to the Blood Testing Centre to have my Warfarin levels tested in future. Shame really, because at the Clinic, they used to take a tiny drop of blood out of a finger end, and do the test, and get the results in about ten minutes maximum. And they gave an appointment time to attend. Now I'...
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Funny story: Nottingham Survey on Police Morale Carried Out

Nottingham Survey on Police Morale Carried Out

The Nottingham council have organised, conducted and financed a survey, on what the Nottingham police officers actually think about the cut-backs of 289 of their number from the Service in the Nottingham area, and how they will affect them personally...
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Funny story: BBC cutbacks will bring long periods of TV's 'Test Card'

BBC cutbacks will bring long periods of TV's 'Test Card'

The Chairman of the BBC, Lord Dratten, has refused to rule out the possibility that in order for them to reduce the BBC's overall running costs by 20% without having to impact on the BBC's Hindi, Arabic, and Somali World Service broadcasts could mean...
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Funny story: Huddersfield to be moved south

Huddersfield to be moved south

The Metropolitan Borough of Kirklees in West Yorkshire has voted 10 to 2 in favour of moving Huddersfield closer to London. The vote comes after a long public consultation that was largely supportive of the proposal, although some residents of the t...
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Funny story: Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country

Nottingham not severely affected by cutbacks as other parts of the Country

Radio Nottingham this morning broadcast a report from a Mr Rich Sodd, financial analyst with Money, Bags, & Snotts auditors of Nottingham. In the programme, Sodd declared that: "Nottingham has not been affected so detrimentally with the Government cutbacks, increased prices in of food, fuel, commodities and VAT, as many other areas of the country. Our Nottingham Spoof Gazette reporter, D...
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Funny story: Cutback Books: Slim Volumes For The Era Of Austerity

Cutback Books: Slim Volumes For The Era Of Austerity

with Tilly Wrestleman Greetings dear friends and fellow bibliophiles. The compliments of the season to you all. As the old Hungarian proverb has it: "May all your geese be fat ones, and all your relations be dead." 'Tis a fallow period through which we are forced to trudge just now. Where are the new books? They are conspicuous by their lack of existence, my dears. So, thus it is, dear r...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle comes to the rescue of unemployed village residents

Susan Boyle comes to the rescue of unemployed village residents

An unlikely hero has come to the rescue of several recently unemployed village residents. Susan Boyle was so moved by the plight of 3 women who were unceremoniously dumped on the scrapheap, 2 weeks before Christmas, that she has decided to employ...
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Funny story: Budget Cutbacks Release Hoards of Idiot Nephews!

Budget Cutbacks Release Hoards of Idiot Nephews!

New Brighton, PA (BNSE): State and local law enforcement agencies were placed on high alert today as thousands of idiot nephews began massing around the state in the wake of massive layoffs from state agencies and local businesses due to severe bud...
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Funny story: 12 Days of Christmas Lowered To 10 Days

12 Days of Christmas Lowered To 10 Days

Washington DC - In an effort to lessen strain on Christmas shoppers the Federal Government has cut the last two days from the popular '12 Days of Christmas' song. Holiday Czar Hughby Uugli made the decision after finding out just how much all the...
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