Showing:

Funny satire stories about Custard

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story:  Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Supermarkets throughout Britain continued to report panic buying of vanilla products by their customers today following Tuesday's news from the island of Madagascar that the dreaded Melpona Beetle has destroyed an estimated 95% of this season's crops...
View 'Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!'
Funny story:  Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither. Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...
View 'Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman'
Funny story:  Laboratory Tests Confirm it was in the Custard!

Laboratory Tests Confirm it was in the Custard!

Laboratory tests carried out over the weekend have confirmed initial suspicions that custard served with apple crumble to MP's for dessert in the restaurant of Parliament last Friday was the source of contamination when an as yet unidentified person...
View 'Laboratory Tests Confirm it was in the Custard!'
Funny story:  WHO Declares Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome "#1 Threat Against Humanity, Boner-wise."

WHO Declares Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome "#1 Threat Against Humanity, Boner-wise."

The World Health Organization, the branch of the United Nations that mismanaged SARS, malaria, tuberculosis, swine flu, and AIDS on a global scale, has declared that Post-Orgasmic Illness Syndrome to be the single-greatest threat to the boner-wieldin...
View 'WHO Declares Postorgasmic Illness Syndrome "#1 Threat Against Humanity, Boner-wise."'
Funny story:  President Barack Obama Staunchly Defends Vice President Joe Biden's "Smartass" Remark

President Barack Obama Staunchly Defends Vice President Joe Biden's "Smartass" Remark

LA BREA, California - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and the "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha were in La Brea visiting the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. The president had been criticized prior to going to the infamous tar pits due to...
View 'President Barack Obama Staunchly Defends Vice President Joe Biden's "Smartass" Remark'
Funny story:  Peter Mandelson to fund custard company

Peter Mandelson to fund custard company

In a surprise move announced today, Lord Mandelson is funding a new venture, the "Lordmandy Custard Company". Based on his vast experience with custard, the company plans to produce a range of coloured custards, using only natural ingredients of c...
View 'Peter Mandelson to fund custard company'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

5 17 14 8


Go to top ^