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Funny story: Mom Thinking about Putting Her Son on a Curfew

Mom Thinking about Putting Her Son on a Curfew

RENO, NEVADA - Gladys Billingsley, a 53 year old health care worker, is thinking about giving her son, Gerald, an ultimatum. "I told him, if he doesn't get home at a decent hour each night, say 11:00 p.m., then I am thinking about placing him on a curfew. He's been dragging in here at 3:00 in the morning and sleeps until noon or longer! He tells me he's too tired to look for a job. This has...
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Funny story: Florida Implements An Amazing New Teenage Curfew

Florida Implements An Amazing New Teenage Curfew

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - The state of Florida has decided that in order to prevent anymore senseless acts of violence [i.e. The George Zimmerman case] it will be putting into effect a new curfew which will apply to anyone between the ages of 8 and 21.
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