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Cupid Resigns - Turns Romance Job Over to Mr. Potato Head

Funny story: Cupid Resigns - Turns Romance Job Over to Mr. Potato Head

PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND - CEO Brian Goldner of the famous toy company, Hasbro, announced at a press conference today that their famous toy, Mr. Potato Head, has accepted the romance position vacated by Cupid. Cupid recently turned in his resignation...

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Cupid Boot Camp Exposed in Predawn Raid

Funny story: Cupid Boot Camp Exposed in Predawn Raid

Hearing reports of "Love Bombings" around the world, officials in the NSA chose to take pre-emptive action today at was has been termed an underground "lovehub". Tracking coded letters and cards to the center of world romance, Cote'-de-Snuggell in...

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Cupid Gears Up for Valentine's Day

Funny story: Cupid Gears Up for Valentine's Day

LOVELAND, COLORADO - With only days left until Valentine's Day, Cupid is reportedly gearing up for this year's Love Olympics. Cupid, the whimsical chubby half-dressed boy with wings, has lately been sleeping up to 18 hours a day when he is not...

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Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Funny story: Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...

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Cupid to Replace Bow & Arrow with Shotgun

Funny story: Cupid to Replace Bow & Arrow with Shotgun

Rome - Love or else. That's the message Roman deity Cupid wants everyone to consider this Valentine's Day. The winged God is trading in his trademark bow and arrow for something more affective. "I can't hit s**t with a bow," Cupid admits. Poor...

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Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Funny story: Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today. "How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...

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Worsening Economy Puts An Arrow Through Cupid's Plans

Funny story: Worsening Economy Puts An Arrow Through Cupid's Plans

St. Valentines Day is just around the corner, and the worsening economy dealt a blow to the official day of chocolate today. Heavenly Creations, the company which supplies Arrows of Love to Cupid, has announced that the rising cost of Love Potion #9...

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Cupid Found Dead

Funny story: Cupid Found Dead

Cupid, one of the smallest yet most powerful cherubs has been found dead.

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Cupid's Arrow Ricochets Towards Wallet

Funny story: Cupid's Arrow Ricochets Towards Wallet

Rumors that Cupid Jones, known as CJ by his female counterparts, has an alleged twin brother have been confirmed by a maternity test which named Star Jones as his birth mother, early this morning. The two were seen holding hands as they left a New Yo...

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Suzy Snowflake Denied Entry into Pantheon of Faeries

Funny story: Suzy Snowflake Denied Entry into Pantheon of Faeries

AP Newsliar -- Suzy Snowflake, a relatively obscure wintry snow-nymph, has been denied entry into the pantheon of mythical faerie-like creatures.

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Cupid retires: Cites long hours, short relationships

Funny story: Cupid retires: Cites long hours, short relationships

Cupid, the mischievous winged child whose arrows pierce the hearts of his victims causing them to fall deeply in love decided to hang up his quiver today.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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