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Funny story: Israel Had Cumbria Shooter Derrick Bird on Assassination Hit list

Israel Had Cumbria Shooter Derrick Bird on Assassination Hit list

Cumbrian shooter Derrick Bird was on an Israeli assassination hit list, according to a man out walking his dog. When threatened with a large plywood board, the man told us that he heard from his old friend 'Shifty Sam' down at the 'Ol Nags Head Pu...
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Funny story: How Can Cumbria Cope With Carnage Trauma?

How Can Cumbria Cope With Carnage Trauma?

A remote part of England has been changed for ever, after being dragged into the 21st century of death and destruction, writes Ayma Salivating-Sickevulture, Atrocity Correspondent. This rural county of Northern Britain, formerly famous for its lak...
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Funny story: Charles hotfoots it to Cumbria in serendipitous PR bonanza

Charles hotfoots it to Cumbria in serendipitous PR bonanza

London - (Rotters): Prince Charles was reported to be heading to the Lake District this morning to shore up a much needed PR coup. Clarence House sources said today HRH's presence in the Whitehaven area could restore morale and boost public confid...
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Funny story: Cumbria carnage 'puts a bit of a dampener' on William engagement ploy

Cumbria carnage 'puts a bit of a dampener' on William engagement ploy

London - (Killjoys): "Jolly bad form in Whitehaven, eh?" was the gist of a Palace statement this morning as lackeys struggled to spin a fairytale nuptial announcement in the light of Wednesday's Lake District gunshot massacre. Fawning sycophancy i...
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Funny story: Cumbria drive-by shooter Derrick Bird causes 'Hungerford-style' carnage

Cumbria drive-by shooter Derrick Bird causes 'Hungerford-style' carnage

Cumbria - (Big Bang Theories): A massive manhunt is under way after 52 year-old Rowrah cabbie Derrick Bird went on a Hungerford-style shooting rampage. The incident has temporarily knocked Bradford Ripper and self-declared 'Crossbow Cannibal' off...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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