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Funny story: Spontaneous breast growth in a Cumbrian hotel

Spontaneous breast growth in a Cumbrian hotel

The Windermere Vista Hotel in the Lake District, Cumbria, is at the centre of a scientific investigation after it was discovered to be the centre of an outbreak of spontaneous boob growth. "People have been adding up to two cup sizes to their brea...
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Funny story: The Mysterious Jelly Is Back

The Mysterious Jelly Is Back

Cumbrians have been left with a mammoth clean up operation as The Mysterious Jelly returns, this time to the hills around Cumbria. "Two years ago," said lead scientist, Theo Rea, "we investigated the blobs that struck Scotland. At the time we had...
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Funny story: Winter solstice/lunar eclipse seismology fallout spreads to Cumbria

Winter solstice/lunar eclipse seismology fallout spreads to Cumbria

Cumbria - (Tremors): The 3.5 quake rattled much of the Lake District today as locals blamed Druidic hankypanky on the Winter solstice for the tremor that shook their peaceful habitat. The tremor's epicentre was identified as being some 8.9 miles u...
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Funny story: Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

The bones from the largest dinosaur ever discovered have turned up in a back garden in Cumbria, England. Ray Dioaktif was planting his strawberry crop ready for next year when his spade hit what at first he thought was a rock, Excavating around th...
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Funny story: Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Police and UFO experts have reopened the area around Keswick in Cumbria this morning, where the weather caused the Original Mountain Marathon race to be abandoned yesterday, leaving more than 700 of the competitors missing. Miraculously, a scene...
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Funny story: Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Residents in one area of northern England were in shock last night after, what was initially thought to be a 'Close Encounter of the Third Kind' incident.
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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