Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit.
The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
An Iranian man visiting The Big Apple is set to sue the New York Subway system after claiming he was insulted by a multitude of passengers making his journey on the underground transit system "unbearable'. He is seeking $5,000,000 in damages.
Ta...
As Coldplay performed at last nights Paralympic closing ceremony, opportunists seized on the fashionable trend of absolutely hating them, man.
Fabricated musical snobbery was in full flow as pretend muso's bemoaned Coldplay's supposed lack of mus...
After recently being cleared of a trumped up aggravated racial abuse charge, John Terry, the former England football captain, has been nominated to take on the role of UK Goodwill Ambassador.
Terry's nomination is believed to have cross party supp...
The tradition of Snatch Clapping has been totally outlawed in Grimsby town centre. This ancient fertility ritual was introduce to the British Isles 1200 years ago by marauding Vikings. The first recorded incidence of Snatch Clapping was recorded in 9...
Rumours and innuendoes continue to circle around Canadian Teen Idol Justin Bieber depicting the youthful pop star as "a precocious brat", a tag his premenstrual fans won't tolerate!
After recent revelations of 'unruly' behaviour on the set of...
Academics are proud to announce that they have established the meaning behind glam metal band Aerosmith's most impenetrable lyric.
"It took us years", admits Professor Simon Mullet of The Lowlands University (formerly Berwick Sixth Form College), "but we have established that Steven Tyler thinks that some bloke he knows looks a bit like a girl."
Mullet says that the hours poring over Aerosmi...
A leading psychologist at the University Of Contemporary Life Studies in Oldham, Professor Bernard "Yozzer" Hill, has announced that reading saturated celebrity tittle tattle on a daily basis can convert reasonably intelligent people into slavering m...
Everybody knows how these two teams play the beautiful game. Manchester United have recently been no-nonsense performers, with Champions League Final opponents, Barcelona gaining deserved recognition for being slick, cultured, and sophisticated.
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In a further attempt to bridge the gap between U.S. and U.K. cultures and their respective citizenry, Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the "Have a Bloke and a Smile" campaign. President Barack Obama has also picked a director of goodwill c...
An expert on Arab affairs has cast doubt on one of the most commonly held perceptions of Old Firm fans held by supporters of provincial clubs.
Al Akhbar El-Farsa , Professor of Middle East Studies at the London School of Economics, has published a...
Vancouver, Canada - As the world struggles with the lack of basic human-rights in China an unusual and surreal farce is unfolding in Vancouver, BC - home of the 2010 Olympics. There, dozens of rich Chinese residents of a posh UBC high rise building...
Subtitle: Europe's Third Renaissance, the Second Scientific Revolution, and the 20th Century.
The German contribution to western culture since the enlightenment has been immense, but the early 20th century and the Nazi era in particular damaged the image - almost irreparably. Can Watson set the record straight?
Ken Lucid writes:
"Oh, surely you're not bringing that on holiday," the Empres...
They're pacing Piccadilly in packs again, Piccadilly in Manchester that is. There is more than just the one in London.
So, if you SoHo snobs and West End wannabes wanna know where the epicentre of hot things, stuff and malarkey is at, well, its oo...
One of the great creative forces of the early 21st century is to head up a multi-national, multi-discipline investigation into the state of modern western culture.
The think-tank will consider the causes for the decadence displayed in the west and...
Peyoriah, Iraq - Police in a Baghdad suburb are looking for a man suspected of running down his daughter because she was becoming too "Iraqi-ized" and was not living according to their traditional American values.
Police say 48-year-old Phil Holli...
Esteemed Nevada Cultural Anthropologist, Diane J Poor has branded leading Spoofologists as 'Cultural Terrorists' over their overwhelming support for Breast Appreciation Day.
"It's demeaning to women," Poor told us. "Why the fascination with breast...
An ailing regional orchestra has adopted a bold strategy for attracting audiences. The Norwich Sinfonietta has revealed that it intends to start taking requests during concerts.
"This is totally unprecedented in the classical world," said the cond...