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Funny story: Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...
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Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

WASHINGTON -President Obama's policy of normalizing relations with Cuba brought an angry response from Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who said, "This is about the appeasement of autocratic dictators, thugs, and adversaries, diminishing America's influen...
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Funny story: Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...
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Funny story: The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the White House Press that the Russian warship the RS Siberia has just left Havana Harbor and is sailing back to Russia. According to the Russian national news agency Vodkavich, the RS Siber...
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Funny story: President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has decided to send one of Russia's mightiest aircraft carriers to Cuba. The Russian leader told Vodkavich that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail within the ne...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

PYONGYANG, North Korea - President Kim Jong Un of North Korea was to have met with President Raul Castro of Cuba on April 1, 2014. But according to North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency the meeting date was moved up one month to March 1, 2...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Russia's President Putin To Recall The Warship From Cuba Immediately

President Obama Tells Russia's President Putin To Recall The Warship From Cuba Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has been burning the late night oil for the past few days. Press Secretary Cal Colfax has said that President Obama is not at all happy with the fact that an armed Russian warship the RS Siberia is anchored in th...
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Funny story: Cuba Has Just Sold 1.2 Million Cigars To Russia

Cuba Has Just Sold 1.2 Million Cigars To Russia

HAVANA, Cuba - President Raul Castro is thrilled to announce that he and President Putin have worked out a deal for Russia to buy Cuba's exquisite cigars. President Vladimir Putin is very excited at purchasing 1.2 million of Cuba's finest cigars t...
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Funny story: President Putin Explains Why A Russian Warship Is Sailing Very Close To Miami

President Putin Explains Why A Russian Warship Is Sailing Very Close To Miami

MOSCOW - The White House has expressed some concern over a Russian warship which was docked in Havana Harbor and is now off the Florida coast. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax stated that he has been informed by the Russian government that t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba. The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which intere...
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Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...
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Funny story: Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

Two Captured Terrorists Spill The Beans On The Al Qaeda Organization

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...
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Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Who Are Now 0-7 May Move One Of Their Home Games To Havana, Cuba

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Who Are Now 0-7 May Move One Of Their Home Games To Havana, Cuba

TAMPA BAY, Florida - Although the Buccaneers of Tampa Bay are winless with an 0-7 record they are not at the bottom of the entire NFL. That (dis)honor goes to the other Florida team, the Jacksonville Jaguars who are 0-8. A player who did not wa...
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Funny story: Cuba Wants To Become The 51st State

Cuba Wants To Become The 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just informed the White House press corps that he has received a certified letter from Cuban President Raul Castro asking him to allow Cuba to become America's 51st state. The letter outlined some of the bene...
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Funny story: Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...
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Funny story: Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rapper Shawn Carter, better known as Jay-Z, has just announced that he has decided to sell his ownership share in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the hip hop rapper...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...
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