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Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Funny story: Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Looking to beef up their roster for the year, The Cuban National Football Team hired recently paroled cannibal Pepe Kerjoly. Hailing from a Serbian/Cuban family, Kerjoly was identified by prison scouts when he was a teenager and led the prison foo...

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Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Funny story: Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Key West, Fl - Donald Trump announced today from Trump Tower that he has reached agreement with Russian President Vladimir Putin to build a 90-mile bridge from Key West to Cuba to be named the Castro-Kennedy Bridge. The bridge is expected to be comp...

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Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

Funny story: Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

US Hotel giant Starwood has been allowed to purchase three hotels in the Cuban capital of Havana. As part of the purchase, the hotel chain will renovate the hotels to US standards, meaning plastic breakfasts, plastic cutlery, rubber waffles and plent...

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Hey! Grab Them Cuban Guys! I Need My Car Fixed!

Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship Humphrey Bogart- Claude Rains style. We got the money, they got the raw talent. I'm talking cars here. Because of the 1960's trade embargo Cuba has been cut off from the great world of American automobiles (that is- great to them, not to the rest of the world. Lets r...

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US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored

After decades of intense hostility, the United States and Cuba have finally agreed to let bygones be bygones and have a fresh start to an era of civility between the two arch-enemies. Diplomats from both countries signed a treaty stipulating the...

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Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...

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Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

Funny story: Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...

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McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

WASHINGTON -President Obama's policy of normalizing relations with Cuba brought an angry response from Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who said, "This is about the appeasement of autocratic dictators, thugs, and adversaries, diminishing America's influen...

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Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Funny story: Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...

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Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...

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The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

Funny story: The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the White House Press that the Russian warship the RS Siberia has just left Havana Harbor and is sailing back to Russia. According to the Russian national news agency Vodkavich, the RS Siber...

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President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

Funny story: President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has decided to send one of Russia's mightiest aircraft carriers to Cuba. The Russian leader told Vodkavich that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail within the ne...

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Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

PYONGYANG, North Korea - President Kim Jong Un of North Korea was to have met with President Raul Castro of Cuba on April 1, 2014. But according to North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency the meeting date was moved up one month to March 1, 2...

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President Obama Tells Russia's President Putin To Recall The Warship From Cuba Immediately

Funny story: President Obama Tells Russia's President Putin To Recall The Warship From Cuba Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has been burning the late night oil for the past few days. Press Secretary Cal Colfax has said that President Obama is not at all happy with the fact that an armed Russian warship the RS Siberia is anchored in th...

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Cuba Has Just Sold 1.2 Million Cigars To Russia

Funny story: Cuba Has Just Sold 1.2 Million Cigars To Russia

HAVANA, Cuba - President Raul Castro is thrilled to announce that he and President Putin have worked out a deal for Russia to buy Cuba's exquisite cigars. President Vladimir Putin is very excited at purchasing 1.2 million of Cuba's finest cigars t...

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President Putin Explains Why A Russian Warship Is Sailing Very Close To Miami

Funny story: President Putin Explains Why A Russian Warship Is Sailing Very Close To Miami

MOSCOW - The White House has expressed some concern over a Russian warship which was docked in Havana Harbor and is now off the Florida coast. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax stated that he has been informed by the Russian government that t...

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Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

Funny story: Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba. The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which intere...

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President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...

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