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Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...

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Hugh Hefner, 86, Says He Thinks He's Getting Married

Funny story: Hugh Hefner, 86, Says He Thinks He's Getting Married

HOLMBY HILLS, California - The Playboy Mansion will soon have a happily married woman residing as its "First Lady." Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy Empire mogul has just announced that the wedding between him and Playboy bunny, Crystal Harris...

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Crystal Harris Says Sex With Hugh Hefner Lasted Two Seconds - Hef Says She's A Liar And Is Off By Seven Seconds At Least

Funny story: Crystal Harris Says Sex With Hugh Hefner Lasted Two Seconds - Hef Says She's A Liar And Is Off By Seven Seconds At Least

HOLMBY HILLS - Crystal Harris The 25-year-old Playboy Playmate that would have become the latest Mrs. Hugh Hefner has come out revealing some extremely intimate bedroom facts that she says are true and which Hefner says are lies flowing from the mout...

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Nancy Grace Calls for Legal Action Against Hugh Hef in Face of Ex-Fiancee's Claims

In an effort to move past the lulling media storm created by both Casey Anthony's murder trial and subsequent acquittal, Nancy Grace-host of the current affairs program aptly titled Nancy Grace-has latched on to a new subject: Crystal Harris. Crys...

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Crystal Harris Slams Hefner's Sexual Prowess, Hefner Responds with a Wink and a Nod

Funny story: Crystal Harris Slams Hefner's Sexual Prowess, Hefner Responds with a Wink and a Nod

During Crystal Harris's recent appearance on the Howard Stern Show, the former playmate and soft porn mogul girlfriend spoke openly about her former 85 year old boyfriend and his proclivity for rapid response to stimulation. "He lasted two secon...

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Crystal Harris astrologer says Friday's eclipse will see Charlene Wittstock 'dump Prince Albert at the altar'

Funny story: Crystal Harris astrologer says Friday's eclipse will see Charlene Wittstock 'dump Prince Albert at the altar'

Monaco - The stargazer's advice is widely credited with being behind the knockout blow delivering Harris from 'dire' nuptials to octogenarian viagra guzzler Hugh Hefner. It saw delicious 25 year-old blond Playboy model Crystal jilt 85 year-old Hef...

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Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Funny story: Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Runaway bride, Crystal Harris, who almost got hitched to Hugh Hefner - 60 years her senior - is to appear on the Dr Phil show dressed up as Daffy Duck in a heartfelt bid to put a stop to certain circulating salacious rumours, and to prove that she is...

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Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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