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Funny story: Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them. In another case of food poisoning and sic...
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Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
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Funny story: Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...
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Funny story: Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...
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Funny story: Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island

Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island

The mystery of war hero Glen Miller's disappearance in the 1940s may have been solved by salvage experts looking for The Bounty in the unchartered Pitcairn Island group. Most of the population there are called Miller or Christian and resemble the...
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Funny story: Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...
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Funny story: Louisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships

Louisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships

NEW ORLEANS - The state of Louisiana is considering a major change in their cruise line policy. Mildred "Millie" Scatterbrick, 46, director of tourism for the Bayou State stated to reporters that in the past two years the cruise line companies hav...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Wants All Cruise Lines Shut Down

Ann Coulter Wants All Cruise Lines Shut Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican political maven and self-proclaimed GOPrincess Ann Coulter was in the nation's capital speaking against the cruise line industry. Coulter, who does not have a shy bone in her tall skinny body, spoke to members of The...
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Funny story: The USS Dream Turns Into The USS Nightmare

The USS Dream Turns Into The USS Nightmare

ST. MAARTEN - It looks like the Care Free Ocean Liner Company which is based in Waterloo, Iowa has done it again. After the great fiasco last month with the USS Triumph now comes word that the USS Dream is having its share of ocean going problems.
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Funny story: Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency. "Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to...
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Funny story: The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...
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Funny story: The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama. A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Has Mixed Feelings About Her Latest Honor

Joan Rivers Has Mixed Feelings About Her Latest Honor

HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Joan Rivers is like the Everready Bunny who just keeps on going and going. The undisputed "Queen of Mean" can fire off razor sharp barbs at celebrities, politicians, and sports figures quicker than anyone on the face of the E...
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Funny story: President Obama and The First Family Visit The Queen Mary and The President Makes A Little Semi-Racial Remark

President Obama and The First Family Visit The Queen Mary and The President Makes A Little Semi-Racial Remark

LONG BEACH, California - President Obama and the first family traveled to Long Beach to take a tour of the RMS Queen Mary which sailed the North Atlantic Ocean from 1936 to 1967. Malia and Sasha Obama first mentioned that they wanted to visit the...
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Funny story: Rumors of A Romantic Involvement Between Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan Rock The Set of "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Rumors of A Romantic Involvement Between Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan Rock The Set of "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

CATALINA ISLAND, California - According to several unnamed sources there appears to be a little more going on, on the set of the motion picture Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino than just acting.
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