MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama.
A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...
Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike.
Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...
The US Coast Guard was kept busy this morning plucking hundreds of passengers out of the water after they jumped overboard to avoid the singing of David Hasselhoff.
Party Cruise Lines later released an apologetic statement saying they were "just...
Much loved comedian and all-round entertainer Everard Cox has been banned from a gay cruise ship after an incident in which he embarrassed himself.
Although unwilling to speak about exactly what happened, Cox, 37, was more than happy to make hilar...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch.
The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...
Rome, Italy. The captain of the capsized cruise liner Costa Concordia has escaped Police custody and is believed to be on a boat being navigated by a bunch of stand up comedians from Chicago, Illinois.
What reason these people have for freeing the...
The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash.
Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...
North Atlantic-- A lone survivor has been pulled from the famed Titanic, nearly 100 years after its epic tragedy. Lady Marjorie Bellamy, aged 142, was rescued by stunned divers late last night. She was airlifted to a hospital in Newfoundland to be...
Rome - Italian cruise ship owners have denied reports that the Costa Concordia's capsizing last night was caused partly by a surge to the eat-as-much-as-you-like self service counter.
The dining room's buffet spread was groaning under the massive...
1. Join the Church of Scientology for a few years. (Remember the name of the game is to get rid of your children for 12 years, yes 12 years!!)
2. Renounce your faith in Scientology.
3. Allow the "church" to write up a contract for 1 billion years. (Why 1 billion years?)
4. Let them send away child/children to catch a jet to Australia.
5. They will then be given a boarding pass for two...
The QM2 a large cruise ship, named after Britain's Qeen Mary, failed a health inspection in New York and was described by health inspectors as 'filthy.'
The owners of the "Dirty Queen" decided that appropriate punishment in the traditions of the s...
In the final analysis of the Carnival Splendor incident at sea, and after seeing their stock price drop at market this week, a new series of "Austerity Cruises" is expected to be announced, to tap into the Economically Challenged traveler market.
(San Diego, CA) - An angry mob of protestors set fire to the stricken cruise ship, Carnal Splendor, after it docked here on Thursday. Hundreds of thousands of agitated Cruise Passengers' Rights activists stormed the pier, overpowering security guard...
Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores.
While t...
(Somewhere off the coast of Mexico) - Vowing to protect passengers from harassment by Mexican vagrants and vigilantes, the captain refused to give the order to abandon ship. Instead thousands of passengers will continue to enjoy a "magical cruise ex...
GALVESTON - The 953-foot long luxury cruise ship The Golden Goddess of The Third Coast left the port of Galveston bound for Cancun, Yucatan, Mexico a few days ago.
The United States Coast Guard reports that they have lost communications with the h...
The financial markets had their balls in a uproar today after yet another Top Secret document was left behind in a London Cab, apparently by a high ranking member of Ireland's High Flying but Low Frills, some would say Spartan Airline, Ianaire!
Ac...
The Luxury ocean going liner, Celebrity Eclipse, docked in Southampton yesterday, back from a mercy mission to pick up 2,000 Costa-loving plebs from Bilbao.
Who had been left stranded by that volcano. You know the one.
Anyway, not surprisingly,...