Mrs. Jane Sunderland is on-board a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf, unable to dock due to the stalled Hurricane Harvey.
The luxury liner left last Sunday, August 20th and was due to return to Houston on the 27th.
"We are living in absolu...
The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard.
It seems the ship was a little too close...
The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon.
"We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson.
"We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon."
"Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that."
"Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...
MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea.
Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...
1. Portal Potties everywhere you look.
2. Captain's hat made out of tinfoil.
3. Shuffleboard uses a leftover upper plate.
4. Cooks all fishing from the deck.
5. Instead of Lifeboats, there's old blown up inner tubes that look like they came off of a Studebaker.
6. A dozen people sick and hanging over the rail and you haven't left port yet.
7. The old guy that keeps...
NEW YORK CITY - A team of five American oceanic scientists have just reported that one of the four Titanic smokestacks is missing.
The ship, which hit an iceberg and sank on April 14, 1912, is resting at a depth of 12,600 feet on the Atlantic Ocea...
MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name.
Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...
MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama.
A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...
Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike.
Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...
The US Coast Guard was kept busy this morning plucking hundreds of passengers out of the water after they jumped overboard to avoid the singing of David Hasselhoff.
Party Cruise Lines later released an apologetic statement saying they were "just...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch.
The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...
Rome, Italy. The captain of the capsized cruise liner Costa Concordia has escaped Police custody and is believed to be on a boat being navigated by a bunch of stand up comedians from Chicago, Illinois.
What reason these people have for freeing the...
The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash.
Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...
Rome - Italian cruise ship owners have denied reports that the Costa Concordia's capsizing last night was caused partly by a surge to the eat-as-much-as-you-like self service counter.
The dining room's buffet spread was groaning under the massive...
1. Join the Church of Scientology for a few years. (Remember the name of the game is to get rid of your children for 12 years, yes 12 years!!)
2. Renounce your faith in Scientology.
3. Allow the "church" to write up a contract for 1 billion years. (Why 1 billion years?)
4. Let them send away child/children to catch a jet to Australia.
5. They will then be given a boarding pass for two...
The QM2 a large cruise ship, named after Britain's Qeen Mary, failed a health inspection in New York and was described by health inspectors as 'filthy.'
The owners of the "Dirty Queen" decided that appropriate punishment in the traditions of the s...
In the final analysis of the Carnival Splendor incident at sea, and after seeing their stock price drop at market this week, a new series of "Austerity Cruises" is expected to be announced, to tap into the Economically Challenged traveler market.
(San Diego, CA) - An angry mob of protestors set fire to the stricken cruise ship, Carnal Splendor, after it docked here on Thursday. Hundreds of thousands of agitated Cruise Passengers' Rights activists stormed the pier, overpowering security guard...
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