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Funny story: Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...
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Funny story: 10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

1. Portal Potties everywhere you look. 2. Captain's hat made out of tinfoil. 3. Shuffleboard uses a leftover upper plate. 4. Cooks all fishing from the deck. 5. Instead of Lifeboats, there's old blown up inner tubes that look like they came off of a Studebaker. 6. A dozen people sick and hanging over the rail and you haven't left port yet. 7. The old guy that keeps...
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Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Report That Someone Has Stolen One Of The Titanic's Smokestacks

Oceanic Scientists Report That Someone Has Stolen One Of The Titanic's Smokestacks

NEW YORK CITY - A team of five American oceanic scientists have just reported that one of the four Titanic smokestacks is missing. The ship, which hit an iceberg and sank on April 14, 1912, is resting at a depth of 12,600 feet on the Atlantic Ocea...
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Funny story: The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...
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Funny story: The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama. A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...
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Funny story: Passengers of Crippled Ship Jump Overboard After David Hasselhoff Flies In to Entertain Them

Passengers of Crippled Ship Jump Overboard After David Hasselhoff Flies In to Entertain Them

The US Coast Guard was kept busy this morning plucking hundreds of passengers out of the water after they jumped overboard to avoid the singing of David Hasselhoff. Party Cruise Lines later released an apologetic statement saying they were "just...
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Funny story: Camp comedian Everard Cox banned from cruise ship

Camp comedian Everard Cox banned from cruise ship

Much loved comedian and all-round entertainer Everard Cox has been banned from a gay cruise ship after an incident in which he embarrassed himself. Although unwilling to speak about exactly what happened, Cox, 37, was more than happy to make hilar...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch. The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...
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Funny story: Stand up comedians in serious trouble

Stand up comedians in serious trouble

Rome, Italy. The captain of the capsized cruise liner Costa Concordia has escaped Police custody and is believed to be on a boat being navigated by a bunch of stand up comedians from Chicago, Illinois. What reason these people have for freeing the...
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Funny story: Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

Italian cruise ship owners question captain's judgment on CD choice

The captain of the cruise ship that capsized off Tuscany has been accused by his company of taking an unauthorized diversion that led to the crash. Pier Luigi Luigi, the chairman of Cost-A-Concorde, laid the blame for the tragedy at the feet of ca...
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Funny story: Survivor Pulled From Titanic

Survivor Pulled From Titanic

North Atlantic-- A lone survivor has been pulled from the famed Titanic, nearly 100 years after its epic tragedy. Lady Marjorie Bellamy, aged 142, was rescued by stunned divers late last night. She was airlifted to a hospital in Newfoundland to be...
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Funny story: Stampede by grossly obese passengers to all-you-can-eat counter responsible for Costa Concordia sinking?

Stampede by grossly obese passengers to all-you-can-eat counter responsible for Costa Concordia sinking?

Rome - Italian cruise ship owners have denied reports that the Costa Concordia's capsizing last night was caused partly by a surge to the eat-as-much-as-you-like self service counter. The dining room's buffet spread was groaning under the massive...
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Funny story: How to Get a Free 12 Year Cruise on a Luxury Ocean Liner for Your Children

How to Get a Free 12 Year Cruise on a Luxury Ocean Liner for Your Children

1. Join the Church of Scientology for a few years. (Remember the name of the game is to get rid of your children for 12 years, yes 12 years!!) 2. Renounce your faith in Scientology. 3. Allow the "church" to write up a contract for 1 billion years. (Why 1 billion years?) 4. Let them send away child/children to catch a jet to Australia. 5. They will then be given a boarding pass for two...
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Funny story: Cruise ship captain prevails in House of Lords

Cruise ship captain prevails in House of Lords

The QM2 a large cruise ship, named after Britain's Qeen Mary, failed a health inspection in New York and was described by health inspectors as 'filthy.' The owners of the "Dirty Queen" decided that appropriate punishment in the traditions of the s...
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Funny story: Austerity Cruises the New Rage

Austerity Cruises the New Rage

In the final analysis of the Carnival Splendor incident at sea, and after seeing their stock price drop at market this week, a new series of "Austerity Cruises" is expected to be announced, to tap into the Economically Challenged traveler market.
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Funny story: Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

(San Diego, CA) - An angry mob of protestors set fire to the stricken cruise ship, Carnal Splendor, after it docked here on Thursday. Hundreds of thousands of agitated Cruise Passengers' Rights activists stormed the pier, overpowering security guard...
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