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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

So today is the first day of the All-Essex Final, between 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan and Ali Carter 'the unstoppable snooker machine'. Ronnie reached the final beating three previous world champs in the first three rounds - Peter Ebdon 10-4, Mark Williams 13-6, and Neil Roberston 13-10. In the semi-final he beat Matthew Stevens 17-10. After a convincing 10-2 win over Mark Davis in the first...
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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 15

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 15

Its the final day of the semi-finals and the bling could be out in force as we head towards an all Essex final! Ali Carter has beaten Stephen Maguire 17-10. Leading 10-6 overnight, he soon extended that with the first two of the session before Maguire pulled two back. A 134 break from Carter helped push him closer to the winning line, as did winning a frame despite 6 successive fouls trying to...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up Day 14 - Semi-finals

Today is the first day of the semi-finals, which last three days (compared to the two day final) There was no morning play, so I had to make do with Phil and Holly instead on This Morning. In a real emergency I could watch Ross Kemp In Afghanistan on DVD, but i normally save that for when Ross visits. He gave me a signed copy you know. Might fetch a few quid on ebay. We are down to one table...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Roundup Day 13

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Roundup Day 13

First up, the remaining quarter-final results. Matthew Stevens beat Ryan Day 13-5 After trailing in the first session, Stevens reeled off 11 frames in a row to progress to the semi-finals, the sixth of his Crucible career, but first since a final defeat to Shaun Murphy in 2005. Ronnie O'Sullivan beat Neil Robertson 13-10 O'Sullivan overturned a 5-3 first session deficit to win by three fr...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 12

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 12

Day two of the Quarter-Finals. Stephen Maguire beat Stephen Hendry 13-2 After a great start, Maguire finished off Hendry in two sessions, giving him an afternoon session off - but Hendry has plans for even more time off - by announcing his retirement after the match! After an incredible career, including 27 years at the Crucible, winning seven world titles, 36 ranking tournaments in total,...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 11

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 11

QUARTER-FINAL SCHEDULE Stephen Hendry (Sco) v Stephen Maguire (Sco) Jamie Jones (Wales) v Ali Carter (Eng) Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Neil Robertson (Aus) Ryan Day (Wal) v Matthew Stevens (Wal) All four quarters cue off today, still best of 25, first to 13, and scheduled to last 3 sessions. That could be in doubt with the first match, as Stephen Maguire thumped fellow scot Stephen Hendry 7-1...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 10

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 10

Today is the last day in the second round and Ali Carter, Matthew Stevens, Ronnie O'Sullivan and Jamie Jones all book their place in the Quarter-Finals. Jamie Jones is definitely not the same Jamie Jones who plays in goal for Leyton Orient. It would be spooky if he were, as Barry Hearn is the Chairman of Leyton Orient and World Snooker. Everyone would call it a fix. And we had enough of that tw...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 9

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 9

Today saw the finish of the Joe Perry v Stephen Maguire match - which I have tenuously linked to Jerry Maguire - as in Perry Maguire - geddit? No-one said writing a daily snooker blog would be easy. With foresight, I should have linked this match to yesterdays (Day 8) marriage proposal at the Crucible by Brian Wright to Lisa Dunks. "You had me at hello..." Theirs no Tom Cruise in the arena...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 8

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 8

Stephen Hendry booked his place in the quarter-final by wrapping up his comprehensive victory over defending Champion John Higgins 13-4. He joins Neil Robertson in the Quarters. In the old days when the games finished early, Dennis Taylor would pop out and tell his 'WC1' joke. Or John Virgo would play a few trick shocks. Sometimes Willie Thorne would tell us where he got his hair cut. Today...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 7

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 7

The draw for the second round includes a few science, film and musical references to keep us interested.. Higgins v Hendry. Perry v Maguire - Show Me The Money?? Jones v Higginson Carter v Trump Williams v O'Sullivan Gilbert v Robertson - (shouldn't it be Gilbert v Sullivan?) Day v Yupeng Stevens v Hawkins... The games are already underway and Robertson is the first man into the last...
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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 6

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 6

Well as the first round nears completion, so far half of the sixteen seeds have been beaten. World number one Mark Selby became the record-equalling eighth seed to be eliminated after a heavy 10-3 defeat by Barry Hawkins. The jester from Leicester who reached the World final in 2007 wasn't laughing much at this result. Other seeds to bite the (chalk) dust are Great Scot Graeme Dott, Ste...
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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 5

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round Up Day 5

Mark Williams beat Liu Chuang 10-6 to set up a match with another former winner Ronnie O'Sullivan. The Welshman has never beaten Ronnie at the Crucible in three attempts. Williams was booed by the crowd for comments where he said he hates the Crucible and the tournament should move to China. Perhaps he really likes the food there? Speaking of food, Ali Carter beat Mark Davis 10-2 and will f...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 4

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 4

The expected fireworks between Ronnie O'Sullivan and Peter Ebdon never materialized - perhaps Health & Safety sent them a memo? Ronnie won comfortably by 10-4 and could face Mark Williams in the next round. Also through is Andrew Higginson who beat Stephen Lee 10-6. Andrew Higginson is not from Finland, therefore he is not the son of John (or Alex) Higgins. Former champ Shaun Murphy w...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 3

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 3

They say the sign of a misspent youth is being a good snooker player. Well Belgian teen Luca Brecel must have grown up playing snooker using a stool to reach the table. He is the fifth seventeen year old in the history of the game to reach the Crucible - and he scored a century on his debut to celebrate - although it wasn't enough for him to beat Stephen Maguire, going down by 10-6 to the Scot.
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 2 Part 2

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round Up Day 2 Part 2

The Crucible isn't the Crucible without a little bit of controversy and that was provided in the game between Mark Allen and Cao Yupeng. Cao won 10-6 but Allen was aggrieved that he never declared a foul on himself when leading 5-4. Looks like Allen is keeping the spirit of his countryman Alex Higgins alive, but on this occasion, tv replays and commentators seemed to call in his favour, althoug...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 2

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 2

Stephen Hendrys MAXIMUM break took as he built up a 7-1 lead over Stuart Bingham took the headlines on Day 1, but fellow scot John Higgins completed his first round match with a nailbiting 10-9 last frame victory over Liang Wenbo. Seven previous champions have fallen at the first hurdle including Hendry, Davis, Griffiths and Dennis Taylor, so at 9-9 Higgins must have been nervous when Wenbo had a...
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Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 1, part 2

Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 1, part 2

Well thanks for joining me again as the first day is up and running - and in the words of cuddly Tony Blackburn off the radio (and from the jungle) 'sen-sational!' Defending Champ John Higgins cued off the tournament this morning and grafted his way to a 5-4 lead over Liang Wenbo - who is no relation to Subo (Susan Boyle) or Wagbo - that guy from Harry Hills TV Burp. The match finishes Saturda...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 1

Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 1

Hello people, it's me - Ross Kemp's Nan here with the daily round up of The World Snooker Championship from the Crucible in Sheffield. I hope your stocked up on tea and biscuits as the tournament rolls on for seventeen days! Whoa! Heaven for snooker fans! Day 1 sees five matches get under way - including defending champion John Higgins against Liang Wenbo from China. He's come a long way! Lo...
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