If Morgan Masterson can finish his creation, and he's very close, he will have invented a protective garment that will keep the family jewels safe and sound under many conditions.
"I've made the prototype already and I need to get some volunteers...
A ginger-haired man in a high-visibility jacket was spotted yesterday in broad daylight trying to steal the Crown Jewels from Buckingham Palace.
He was heard shouting into a megaphone with threats of "Give us the jewels or I'll call the police!"...
York - A pure gold, sapphire and glass jewel found by local metal detecting enthusiasts has been identified as the signet ring of the legendary Iceni warrior Queen Boudica.
The stunning artefuct once mesmerised a Roman Legion which subsequently pe...
Windsor - The cremated remains should have been returned to his mother - to be fashioned into a diamond amulet for the new Crown Imperial.
Today baby pics of him suckling the royal udder are all that's left on the stateroom mantelpiece.
It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area.
Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...
The Queen's Crown is missing after Her Majesty accidentally flushing it down a lavatory at Buckingham Palace.
A spokesman from the Palace said that whilst the Queen was bending over the toilet in an incident described as a "double-flusher," the cr...
Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...
Her Majesty the Queen has announced today via her personal secretary that the Crown Jewels have been lost in the post. Her Majesty posted them courier class with a recorded delivery sticker to Camilla, Second in Line to Princess of Wales, as a specia...
It has been reported that the crown jewels along with other priceless royal treasures have gone missing.
A shocking relevation was discovered by burglars in Buckingham Palace at 11.45 PM last night.
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