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Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

Funny story: Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

The sight of a 12ft croc caused quite a shock to an Indian Rubber man when he woke up to unwind after sleeping with his legs tucked behind his neck. The giant croc had slipped in to the man's back garden in Orissa, India, and was sleeping under a...

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Crocodile prison guards employed by Indonesian prisons!

Funny story: Crocodile prison guards employed by Indonesian prisons!

To make sure their prisoners never get out alive, Indonesia has decided to employ huge crocodiles to patrol their prisons instead of the human version. Indonesia is renowned for its infamous and very strict prison regimes and once an inmate is in,...

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Anorexic Patients to Be Force Fed…To Crocodiles

Exasperated doctors are getting tough on anorexic patients in New South Wales. Physicians at Cairns General Hospital have come up with a new way of dealing with anorexic patients who refuse to eat; they themselves will become food in a new tough l...

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Crocodile Ejected From Cheapy Jet Plane

Funny story: Crocodile Ejected From Cheapy Jet Plane

A crocodile has been ejected from a flight to Egypt. The Crocodile said he was just trying to go on holiday when he was picked up by the tail and thrown out of a window. He then tried to go on holiday on a boat but the captain of the ship threw...

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Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

Funny story: Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

The largest saltwater croc known to living man has been captured in the Philippines and after taking his genes off, it has now been established that he wears the same one's as Godzilla the T Rex did millions of years ago. The local people believe...

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Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa

Funny story: Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa

A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting "...

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Secret Finally Revealed: How Crocodiles Cross The Ocean

Funny story: Secret Finally Revealed: How Crocodiles Cross The Ocean

How did the world's largest living reptile, the saltwater crocodile, reach so many South Pacific islands separated by huge stretches of water despite being a poor swimmer? Apparently, the same way a surfer catching a wave, these ancient big reptil...

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Tiger declines golf challenge from Mr Magoo

Funny story: Tiger declines golf challenge from Mr Magoo

Tiger Woods has declined a golf match challenge from Mr Magoo the short sighted Gink after he heard it can take Mr Magoo up to three weeks to finish a round of golf. While playing Golf in Florida recently Mr Magoo hit a shot so far off the mark hi...

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