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Funny story: Crocodile Dundee Is Getting Divorced

Crocodile Dundee Is Getting Divorced

NEW YORK CITY - Word has reached the Big Apple that the rugged actor who starred in the Crocodile Dundee movies is headed for Divorce City. Paul Hogan, 74, has just learned that his wife of 23 years, Linda Kozlowski, 54, wants out of their May-Dec...
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Funny story: Drunken Aussie idiot mistakes croc for a roo!

Drunken Aussie idiot mistakes croc for a roo!

An Australian clown who was blind drunk went out looking for a ride on a "roo" and ended up in the zoo (That rhymes). Being blind and drunk he jumped over the first fence available hoping to find a suitable "roo" to ride but mistakingly leapt on to t...
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Funny story: Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

The discovery of yet another new species has also unearthed a frank admission from Earth science manager at Jurrasic coast heritage park, Richard Edmonds. Apparently the fossil record is far from complete. This will no doubt surprise the evolution...
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Funny story: The three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children

The three little pigs and the crocodile - a spoof for children

Once upon a time the three little pigs came to a river. "We need to cross this river," said the youngest little pig. "But we can't swim across," said the middle little pig, "there is a crocodile in the river." "Then we will need to build boats," said the oldest little pig. The three little pigs went to find things to build their boats with. The youngest little pig found a field full...
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Funny story: Long distance Crocodiles!

Long distance Crocodiles!

Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile. Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, i...
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Funny story: South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!

South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!

A depressed South African man thought he would do some crocodiles a favour as he waded into their habitat, a crocodile infested river, hoping that they were hungry enough because he had had enough of living. The man could have jumped off of a tall...
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Funny story: Croc Crocked Horror

Croc Crocked Horror

A crocodile in the Ukraine has lost all appetite after swallowing a cell phone dropped into his mouth by a tourist taking a photograph. Lickingchops - the crocodile in question - has not eaten since the incident a month a go. Laxatives have not mo...
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Funny story: Dogs are not mans best friends, crocs are (as long as they're well fed)!

Dogs are not mans best friends, crocs are (as long as they're well fed)!

A Costa Rican man has proven that dogs are not man's best friend, crocs are and doggies should be replaced by them. Albeit, man should not abandon their woof, woofs, that's cruel, instead they should just feed them to the crocs. There is one sligh...
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Funny story: Drunken Australian bronco rider rides 5m croc and then legged it on one!

Drunken Australian bronco rider rides 5m croc and then legged it on one!

Totally plastered and banned from the boozer, an Australian wannabee Crocodile Dundee attempted painfully to bronco ride a 5m large saltwater croc. He wanted to break it in because that's what brave drunken Australian idiots do. The croc, sligh...
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Funny story: Chicago Man Survives Giant Aussie Croc Attack

Chicago Man Survives Giant Aussie Croc Attack

Chicago man, South Side Johnny was recovering in an Australian hospital this morning after a vacation cruise up the Dongpulla River in Australia's Queensland went disastrously wrong. South Side Johnny and a party of twelve set off up the Dongpulla...
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Funny story: Mary and John Eaten by Giant Yorkshire Crocodile

Mary and John Eaten by Giant Yorkshire Crocodile

Missing newly-weds Mary and John Smith are missing presumed dead after last being spotted inside the jaws of a rare giant crocodile on the Yorkshire moors. The two had been celebrating the 6-week anniversary of their wedding in early May, when the...
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Funny story: Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Plenty of crocodile tears were shed today following the loss of a brightly colored beach ball by Charlie the Croc - the mascot of Aussie football team the Queensland Bastards.
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Funny story: Crocodile Rescues Mate In 'Human Attack'

Crocodile Rescues Mate In 'Human Attack'

(Northern Territory) A saltwater crocodile has made a dramatic rescue after his mate was involved in an unprovoked attack by a human male in the Litchfield National Park near Darwin in Australia's Northern Territ...
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Funny story: Half Badger, Half Crocodile revealed to be Not Christina Aquilera

Half Badger, Half Crocodile revealed to be Not Christina Aquilera

Residents of a quite suburb in Miami FL, have breathed a collective sigh of relief following the announcement by Miami Dade PD that a creature discovered in the florida everglades is not singing windbag Christina Aquilera.
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Funny story: Sylvester Stallone Arrested For Smuggling Contraband in Luggage from Australia

Sylvester Stallone Arrested For Smuggling Contraband in Luggage from Australia

Sylvester Stallone, best known for movie characters Rocky Balboa and John Rambo, was arrested yesterday at the Sydney airport for attempting to smuggle several items through customs. On the regular luggage search, customs inspectors encountered many...
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