Buenos Aires - "As well as gorging on excrement, unbaptized babies and the flesh of the recently deceased, the werewolf is an unnaturally strong creature that spreads its curses with a lethal venomous bite," Argentina's President Cristina Fernández d...
New York - Five billion dollars of the Pope's private funds are about to go up in smoke after his Manhattan-based hedge fund, the Hellfire Bank, lost its Argentinian banking licence.
Along with His Holiness's five billion bucks.
Hellfire has b...
Buenos Aires - Daft Argie wackjob Cristina de Kirchner has come out on Vladimir Putin's side by backing the 'return' of the Crimean Peninsula to the Russians.
In a televised address this morning President Kirchner showed just how much recent brain...
Buenos Aires - The woman with a bee in her bonnet about the Malvinas has been told to zip it for at least one month following an explosion inside her brain.
Reports from Buenos Aires indicate President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's head suddenl...
Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina.
The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...
In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina.
Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...
Rome - Undercover Israeli secret service agents will be present incognito among Tuesday's inauguration guests after the new Pope tested DNA positive as one of Nazi scoundrel Joachim von Ribbentrop's brats.
Their operation comes amid NATO reports t...
North Sea - Claims to North Sea oil and gas by the Scottish separatists' leader have been likened to Argentine President Cristina 'Mad Dog' Kirchner's obsession with the Falklands Islands a leading think tank said today.
"Neither has a hope in he...
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, the wife of Argentina's marginally corrupt president, Néstor Kirchner, looks set to become the first woman to be elected president of the country.
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