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Funny story:  Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

A new movement for a special day of celebration is popular with the President, backed by Senator McCain, with enthusiasm showing in the mainstream press. The Blame Russia and Putin Day, or BRAP Day, is gathering steam. A summer day, probably in...
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Funny story:  Royal Baby  Amazes Tabloid Newspapers  By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...
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Funny story:  Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...
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Funny story:  Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...
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Funny story:  For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

For Everyone to See: Divorce Notices via Jumbotron

Arlington, TX-A group of local divorce lawyers have teamed up with Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, to offer a newfangled way of delivering divorce notices to spouses. They will put them on the over 3,000 Sony® LCD displays around th...
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Funny story:  Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Calls to promote England cricket's new young hero, Joe Root, to captain were welcomed around the world today. The 22-year-old who has scored centuries in back-to-back tests is being hailed as the man save England cricket following the dismal run u...
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Funny story:  Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay. Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing...
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Funny story:  ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag

ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag

ISIS member Bhat Hazal put forward his suggestions for a new flag for the terrorist group ISIS on Friday night. The current terrorist organisation revealed their all black flag to people last week during skirmishes in the Middle East. However Mr Haza...
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Funny story:  Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Chief editor of a Kremlin-controlled Russian TV news network, Igor Memkov, spent Saturday afternoon sticking his fingers in his ears and ignoring events in the real world according to local sources. Russia's recent actions have been called into q...
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Funny story:  Isle Of Man Re-Calls 700 Manx People For Safety Checks On Third Legs

Isle Of Man Re-Calls 700 Manx People For Safety Checks On Third Legs

The Isle of Man has re-called 700 of its '1968 model' three legged people for what it calls a minor modification. A spokesperson told us this morning "It is in the interests of safety that if you own one of these people you must return it to an...
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Funny story:  Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Washington D.C. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near. In a liberal's nightmare scenari...
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Funny story:  Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Gaza - Ok, so the title of this article is the only remotely funny part of this story and is really just to get your attention. This latest attempt to kill innocents in the Middle East by using animals as a way to get bombs close to crowds in...
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Funny story:  British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

London - An anti-Putin groundswell is threatening to explode into the murky world of oligarch assets like Roman Abramovich's London gold vaults. On Monday British Prime Minister David Cameron will sign an order for Diplomatic Protection Racket cop...
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Funny story:  You Alright? : Illegal To Repeat

You Alright? : Illegal To Repeat

The greeting "you alright?" has officially been made an illegal response to "you alright?" The response, which has been widely accepted by morons across the country for decades, has now been made an illegal response because it makes no sense due...
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Funny story:  OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

Washington DC - Something slimy has creeped its way out of Courtney Stodden's Butterhead lettuce bikini during a vegan beauty parade. And nibbled a hole in the Iceberg leaves that barely cover the TV star's 44DD bikini cups. TV cameramen filmi...
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Funny story:  Obama Joins Everyone Else  In Blaming Obama For Everything

Obama Joins Everyone Else In Blaming Obama For Everything

"I blame President Obama for this," said an angry President Obama as traffic snarled on the I-95 just south of D.C. Honking his horn and cursing at other road users the angry President shook his head, "This is his fault, this traffic jam - and this s...
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Funny story:  MacDison Swiss Army Bagpipes sold to U.S. Navy  in $100m deal

MacDison Swiss Army Bagpipes sold to U.S. Navy in $100m deal

MacDison PLC has clinched a $100m contract to supply Swiss Army Bagpipes to the U.S. Navy. The innovative bagpipes include an Egg Boiler, Tyre Inflator, Knife Blade, Letter Opener, Light, Magnifying Glass, Money Clip, Nail File, Pen, Pin, Protractor,...
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Funny story:  JK Rowling Plans Crime Spree

JK Rowling Plans Crime Spree

JK Rowling, whose crime novels written under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith will eventually outnumber her Harry Potter books, has announced that she is planning a crime spree. Our informant "Mick", who generally hangs out at the bus station rubb...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Hillary's Claim of Impoverishment

"Hillary Clinton claiming to be broke is like King Midas declaring himself to be homeless." M Voltaire

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