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Mourinho 'Gets Suspended Jail Sentence' for Tax Fraud: Manchester United Fans to Appeal

Funny story: Mourinho 'Gets Suspended Jail Sentence' for Tax Fraud: Manchester United Fans to Appeal

Angry Manchester United fans raised a call today for crowdfunding an appeal to get their team's manager, José Mourinho, jailed after he reached a deal with the Spanish state on a one-year suspended sentence in a long-running tax fraud case. Famous...

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All crime ceases as Trump becomes president

Funny story: All crime ceases as Trump becomes president

*DISCLAIMER* All names of people and organisations contained herein, barring Mr Trump, are works of fiction and any resemblance to any real figure is purely coincidental WASHINGTON, D.C., January 21st, 2017 - BREAKING: Since President Donald Trump...

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Homeowners must provide pamphlets guiding potential burglars to high value items

Funny story: Homeowners must provide pamphlets guiding potential burglars to high value items

In a major victory for a campaign run by The Sunday Telegraph, the Department for Justice will move to bring in a new law protecting criminals who break into people's houses. Ahead of the new law being introduced in the House of Lords this week, C...

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New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson

Funny story: New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson

NYC Police told the press this morning that they had arrested one Howard Applegate for car theft after they got him out of the trunk while screaming to anyone he heard on the street to call 911. Applegate confessed that he was the person stripping...

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Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

Funny story: Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery. He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.

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Appeal after lost cosh

A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...

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Isle Of Wight's Most Wanted Evades Capture Once Again

Funny story: Isle Of Wight's Most Wanted Evades Capture Once Again

Master criminal and Isle of Wight's most wanted man, Curly O'Halloran evaded police yet again, after a four hour siege in a barn on the outskirts of Shanklin. The wily thief had recently robbed a bakery van and fled to the secluded barn, with the...

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Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Funny story: Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Everyone deserves a second chance...or do they? This is the premise of a controversial new reality show to air in the autumn. The show's contestants are made up of a group of social pariahs who, most would agree are beyond the pale, and many would be...

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Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Funny story: Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...

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Actors to be CRB checked

Funny story: Actors to be CRB checked

A new government ruling means that from the first of May, all actors who appear with children on television or in films, will have to undergo a CRB check before being allowed to start filming. "We're going to have to incorporate it into the castin...

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CRB Check now required to rent videos

Funny story: CRB Check now required to rent videos

Not content with requiring three different bills with an address, a passport, driving licence, birth certificate, marriage certificate, a letter from your mum and a valid credit card, the big two video rental agencies are now going to require a Crimi...

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Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

Funny story: Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

David Cameron said he felt sick at the thought of prisoners being granted the right to vote. Angry Cameron hit out at Euro politicians in Brussels. The Prime Minister is determined to stand up for our British rights. He said the right to vote...

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Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Funny story: Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Australia: A QUEENSLAND man has described himself as "a bit of a monster" during his trial for assault outside a Melbourne strip club that left the victim critically injured. Christopher Gibbon, 28, of Brisbane, appeared at Melbourne's Crown Cour...

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Hunt on for hot tub burglary gang who take a dip in victims' pools

Funny story: Hunt on for hot tub burglary gang who take a dip in victims' pools

Yes, 'cheeky burglars' abound in part of England. So far they have struck four times. Each time they have made a "clean" getaway. Police are said to be looking for three 'squeaky-clean' men in their early 20s, according to forensic expert, Luk...

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Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Funny story: Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Stop and think about it for a minute. Santa Claus really is the smartest Outlaw alive! After all he is a stateless person isn't he?!? Living in the north pole, would mean that he may very well fall under international law as a stateless person, thus meaning he doesn't pay any taxes, doesn't have to comply with government regulations and is not subject to municipal fees and charges for everythin...

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Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

Funny story: Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...

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Encyclopaedia Salesman Tries To Pass Himself Off As Burglar To Gain Entry To Woman's House

Funny story: Encyclopaedia Salesman Tries To Pass Himself Off As Burglar To Gain Entry To Woman's House

Police are investigating the strange case of an encyclopaedia salesman in London who tried to gain entry into a woman's house by claiming he was a burglar. The man, Johnny Repp, was arrested after he duped his way into the home of Elsie Nobble, 93...

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Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

Funny story: Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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