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Funny story: Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery. He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.
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Funny story: Appeal after lost cosh

Appeal after lost cosh

A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight's Most Wanted Evades Capture Once Again

Isle Of Wight's Most Wanted Evades Capture Once Again

Master criminal and Isle of Wight's most wanted man, Curly O'Halloran evaded police yet again, after a four hour siege in a barn on the outskirts of Shanklin. The wily thief had recently robbed a bakery van and fled to the secluded barn, with the...
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Funny story: Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Controversial Game show 'Second Chance' to air in October

Everyone deserves a second chance...or do they? This is the premise of a controversial new reality show to air in the autumn. The show's contestants are made up of a group of social pariahs who, most would agree are beyond the pale, and many would be...
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Funny story: Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester Riots: MP's Enraged

Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...
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Funny story: Actors to be CRB checked

Actors to be CRB checked

A new government ruling means that from the first of May, all actors who appear with children on television or in films, will have to undergo a CRB check before being allowed to start filming. "We're going to have to incorporate it into the castin...
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Funny story: CRB Check now required to rent videos

CRB Check now required to rent videos

Not content with requiring three different bills with an address, a passport, driving licence, birth certificate, marriage certificate, a letter from your mum and a valid credit card, the big two video rental agencies are now going to require a Crimi...
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Funny story: Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

David Cameron said he felt sick at the thought of prisoners being granted the right to vote. Angry Cameron hit out at Euro politicians in Brussels. The Prime Minister is determined to stand up for our British rights. He said the right to vote...
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Funny story: Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Australia: A QUEENSLAND man has described himself as "a bit of a monster" during his trial for assault outside a Melbourne strip club that left the victim critically injured. Christopher Gibbon, 28, of Brisbane, appeared at Melbourne's Crown Cour...
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Funny story: Hunt on for hot tub burglary gang who take a dip in victims' pools

Hunt on for hot tub burglary gang who take a dip in victims' pools

Yes, 'cheeky burglars' abound in part of England. So far they have struck four times. Each time they have made a "clean" getaway. Police are said to be looking for three 'squeaky-clean' men in their early 20s, according to forensic expert, Luk...
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Funny story: Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Stop and think about it for a minute. Santa Claus really is the smartest Outlaw alive! After all he is a stateless person isn't he?!? Living in the north pole, would mean that he may very well fall under international law as a stateless person, thus meaning he doesn't pay any taxes, doesn't have to comply with government regulations and is not subject to municipal fees and charges for everythin...
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Funny story: Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...
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Funny story: Encyclopaedia Salesman Tries To Pass Himself Off As Burglar To Gain Entry To Woman's House

Encyclopaedia Salesman Tries To Pass Himself Off As Burglar To Gain Entry To Woman's House

Police are investigating the strange case of an encyclopaedia salesman in London who tried to gain entry into a woman's house by claiming he was a burglar. The man, Johnny Repp, was arrested after he duped his way into the home of Elsie Nobble, 93...
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Funny story: Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...
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Funny story: Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint

Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint

For two years, Colton Harris-Moore, age 19, dubbed the "Barefoot Bandit" has been on the run from police for a string of vehicle-themed thefts including several cars, a few airplanes and half a dozen boats. He was finally caught in the Bahamas after...
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Funny story: Criminals to be bar-coded

Criminals to be bar-coded

Labour's desperate attempts to demonstrate that they will be tough on crime, if the electorate give them another chance after 13 years of disaster, moved a step closer. Labour party spokeswoman said,"We wanted to improve the efficiency of the Poli...
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Funny story: Colourful Local "Character" Arrested Again

Colourful Local "Character" Arrested Again

Local man, Fotheringay Fairbanks - the ex-public schoolboy who looks a little like the late Terry Thomas in his heyday, who wears a monocle, and talks like he's got a mouthfull of marbles was arrested again in the early hours of this morning. 'Lor...
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Funny story: The Latest Internet Tool for Criminals

The Latest Internet Tool for Criminals

After the big news that Google are starting to show images of which houses have satellite dishes and no alarms through their street mapping software, criminals will soon have another weapon in their arsenal to aid and abet them in their nefarious act...
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