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Funny story: Crimewatch Presenter Nick Ross Caught On CCTV Looting Curry's At Clapham Junction

Crimewatch Presenter Nick Ross Caught On CCTV Looting Curry's At Clapham Junction

There was turmoil at the BBC today, when a Crimestoppers call, forwarded by the Metropolitan Police, alleged that Crimewatch presenter, Nick Ross was allegedly spotted on CCTV footage, dragging a 50" HD plasma screen TV out of a branch of Curry's, cl...
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Funny story: Do Crimewatch reconstructions help?

Do Crimewatch reconstructions help?

Crimewatch, the Reality TV show for criminals, has been on the air now for twenty years. During this time, they have helped police close many cases, so they claim. One of the more popular methods for enlisting the help of the public is to show a 'reconstruction' using actors that bare a passing resemblance to the victim. Originally, these showed the information that the polcie had, last movemen...
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Funny story: Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.
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Funny story: Lighter Rape Sentences To 'Reflect The Seriousness Of The Crime' Says Straw

Lighter Rape Sentences To 'Reflect The Seriousness Of The Crime' Says Straw

Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has doused himself in controversy once more by announcing new plans to reduce sentences for the offence of Rape.
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Funny story: News Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up

News Is Much Worse Since TV Presenters Stand Up

Startling research shows that since major networks have been delivering the TV news with presenters standing up, things have become significantly worse.
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Funny story: Crimewatch Nick Ross Axed In Cold Blood At 59

Crimewatch Nick Ross Axed In Cold Blood At 59

Crimewatch presenter Nick Ross, 59, has been cruelly axed in cold blood after 23 years running the show. The show has helped to solve dozens of axe murders and many other serious axe crimes during its history.
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Funny story: Crimewatch Nick Ross Quits Show In Mysterious Circumstances

Crimewatch Nick Ross Quits Show In Mysterious Circumstances

Nick Ross, the presenter of BBC's Crimewatch for the last 40 years, has quit the show, saying he feels 'sidelined' by younger staff.
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