Manchester Evening News
Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more.
What brain - The one in his penis?
New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy.
Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksui...
In an effort to force Craig Bellamy to hand in a transfer request, Roberto Mancini has told Bellamy that he must face a series of non-league teams in pre-season friendlies.
"I have already told him to play against Altrincham," said Mancini. "To hi...
Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered.
Craig Bellamy, Welshman and Liverpool footballer, admitted today that his karaoke impression of the Three Stooges led him to wallop top team mate John Arne Riise over the head with a golf club causing substantial damages.
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