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Funny story: Mock Apple Pie Made With Mock Ritz Crackers

Mock Apple Pie Made With Mock Ritz Crackers

Toppi Vilalgo of Cedar Junction, Nebraska recently made a mock apple pie using imitation Ritz crackers she made from various foods she found around her kitchen. Ms. Vilalgo stated "First off, I can afford a few apples, but when I read about mak...
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Funny story: Cookie company to sue consumers

Cookie company to sue consumers

Mabiskit manufacturers of cookies and snacks is only a few days away from announcing a ground-breaking lawsuit against consumers, oddly enough, who have purchased some of the company's actual products. The consumers have no conception of the manuf...
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Funny story: That's the Way the Crackers Crumble

That's the Way the Crackers Crumble

After Rachel Jeantel's recent testimony in the trial of George Zimmerman, a lot of white people are suddenly wondering out loud why it's o.k. to call white people 'crackers,' while other racial epithets are out of bounds. Prominent blacks are being...
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Funny story: PETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers

PETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have gone to Congress to state their case regarding the wanton ingesting of animal crackers throughout America. PETA's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter told the news media that...
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Funny story: Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!

Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!

Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London: Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from! Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106-year-old five star hotel trademark, by 'commoners' and 'Johnny-come-latelies'! The prob...
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Funny story: Political Biscuits

Political Biscuits

Hot on the news that David Cameron is to release his own range of biscuits: David Cameroons, other politicians are to jump on the bandwagon and release their own ranges of biscuits. All politicians love a good bandwagon to jump on. "Eric Pickles i...
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Funny story: President Obama announces "Cracker Tax"

President Obama announces "Cracker Tax"

Motown legend and more recently President of America; Barrack Obama has just announced the introduction of his latest idea - The "Cracker Tax". "It's basically a tax on white people" beamed the leader of the free world addressing congress this mor...
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Funny story: Cracker Threat

Cracker Threat

High street stores are tightening up on their sale of that most dangerous of items at Christmas - the Cracker. All crackers sold in the UK are to carry a health warning indicating that these heinous devices are a dangerous explosive, and should no...
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Funny story: Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.
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Funny story: RJR Nabisco Ordered to Stop Making Crackers

RJR Nabisco Ordered to Stop Making Crackers

EAST HANOVER, N.J. - RJR Nabisco was ordered today by the Superior Court of New Jersey to immediately "cease and desist making and selling crackers and cracker-like snacks."...
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Funny story: Raw Rainbowfish Ryvita Rage

Raw Rainbowfish Ryvita Rage

Ryvita, UK's largest selling crispbread vendor, have received an enormous amount of complaints from unhappy customers. All seem to be complaining about a fishy taste in their famous crispbread. Scientists have analysed a few samples and have found un...
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