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Vicky Kadian and Neeraj Pandey together again for ‘Crack’

Neeraj Pandey directed drama movie ‘Crack’ which starring Vicky Kadian and Akshay Kumar in lead role. The film also stars Saurabh Shukla, Elli Avrram, Rahul Dev, Gurpreet Ghuggi, Rahul Verma Rajput and Bijay Thakur in prominant role. Neeraj Pan...

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Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Funny story: Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...

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Crack Dealers To Give Away Rest of Stock and Go On Unemployment

Funny story: Crack Dealers To Give Away Rest of Stock and Go On Unemployment

Crack dealers have probably been hit hardest in the recent recession. That, and the proliferation of cheap pharmaceuticals on the Internet. "We can't give this stuff away anymore. People just aren't into smoking crack anymore. Why go to all the...

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Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

Funny story: Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Receives A Fantastic Offer From Africa

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola. The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country...

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Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

Funny story: Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth. The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge dri...

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Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Funny story: Toronto Mayor Defends Behavior and Not Budging

Crack smoking on police cameras? Smoking weed in the streets? Popping pills, drinking on the job, hiring prostitutes, soliciting sex from employees. Mayor Ford has been in the spotlight for QUITE a crazy lifestyle, or so it seems. With his agon...

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City

Funny story: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City

(TORONTO,ON) Admitted crack user and illicit drug purchaser, Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, has been found illegally reproducing the Keys to the City and selling them on Ebay to fund his drug use. In a tumultuous city council meeting which saw him wr...

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Another Mayor "Crackin" Up

TORONTO, ON - The mayor of Toronto, ON has admitted recently to smoking crack, but is refusing to resign his position. "How can I afford to give this job up? Do you realize how expensive a CRACK habit is?" states the mayor. Locals are working...

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Cook County crack addict resigns from bench

ST. ECLAIR, ILL - Michael Cook, who was caught, white-handed, cooking up smack (or maybe it was coke; details are confused in what remains of his mind), has resigned in disgrace from his position as a Cook County judge. A colleague died of a heroi...

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Welsh flood woes intensify amid reports of crack in local reservoir

Funny story: Welsh flood woes intensify amid reports of crack in local reservoir

Wales - West Wales Drugs Squad has been alerted to a new horror menacing the flood-stricken people of Gwynedd. This morning's reports said crack had been found in a reservoir at Pennal, close to Machynlleth, contaminating drinking supplies and fri...

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Pilot for new TV show "Methbusters" ends in disaster

Funny story: Pilot for new TV show "Methbusters" ends in disaster

New York, NY - The fire department was called to quell street celebrations here after the live television audience of the pilot for the new reality TV show, "Methbusters", was accidentally exposed to massive amounts of crystal meth, according to anon...

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Amy Winehouse Brought Back to Life By Crack Pipe - Police Warn Over Superhuman Crack Zombie Epidemic in London inc. Karl Marx & Queen Victoria

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Brought Back to Life By Crack Pipe - Police Warn Over Superhuman Crack Zombie Epidemic in London inc. Karl Marx & Queen Victoria

Spoof news sites are being condemned and politicians are calling for an investigation after a recent fake story inspired a bunch of bored crack addicts to successfully bring Amy Winehouse back to life, which has baffled scientists and experts. Police...

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Crack Whore-O-Scopes: Summer 2011

Funny story: Crack Whore-O-Scopes: Summer 2011

Just in time for Spring and Summer, the Astrological Star Society based in Jackson Hole, Wyoming has expanded its customized translations for the workforce by including specialized astrology readings for working class women and men in the Crack Whore profession. Starting in May, the A.S.S. will publish new insight gleaned from the stars to guide your personal and professional lives. The stars are...

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Ridiculous measures taken at Fukushima reactors

Funny story: Ridiculous measures taken at Fukushima reactors

Fukushima - According to an anonymous source working at the reactor, known only as Terryachyshumo Gansakifushimi, Tokyo Electric Power is resorting to ridicules measures to block a cracked reactor here. Tepco is flushing into this leak: * Sty...

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A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

Funny story: A Kentucky Man Arrested After Police Find Illegal Drugs Concealed In His 'Pecker' (Penis)

OUCH HOLLER, Kentucky - Seasoned police in Ouch Holler, Kentucky say that they only thought that they had seen it all. A spokesperson for the OHPD, who was laughing so hard he could not remember his own name, stated that police officers Wydell "Bu...

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Child Benefit Cuts - Crackheads In Revolt

Funny story: Child Benefit Cuts - Crackheads In Revolt

Crackheads all over the country were last night putting their heads together with a view to starting a protest movement over the proposed axing of Child Benefit by the Con-Dem government. Child Benefit payments are a vital constituent of 97% of Cr...

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Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government

Funny story: Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government

It was bad enough that Steven Jackson lost his job one year ago as a Wall Street floor trader. Then things went from bad to worse. Following a series of failed attempts to obtain employment, Steven was forced to take a job with the US Government as...

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Prince William Spends a Week in Crack Den

Funny story: Prince William Spends a Week in Crack Den

It emerged today that Prince William, has secretly spent the last week in a crack den to better understand the effects of the notorious drug, crack-cocaine. Stumbling out of a squat in Brixton, South West London, the second in line to the throne look...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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