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Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Funny story: Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Moving right along as soon as the media spotlight faded, the cowboys at Malheur ("bad hour"/aka "bad luck") Refuge, have torn down federal fence to install a gate to allow ranchers onto federal land. The question What Next? hangs heavy, according...

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U.S. Construction Workers and Cowboys Being Retrained for Fresh Water Retrieval

Funny story: U.S. Construction Workers and Cowboys Being Retrained for Fresh Water Retrieval

NUUK, GREENLAND - In a cooperative educational program between Denmark and the U.S., America's laid off construction workers and cowboys will be retrained for fresh water retrieval in Greenland's vast ice sheet which covers 81% of the country (677,85...

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Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

Funny story: Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Colorado State University spokeswoman, Heather St. John, announced today that in light of changing employment needs in the U.S., CSU would be offering B.S. and. Master's Degrees in Cowboy Science. "Our enrollment has dro...

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The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

Funny story: The Oklahoma Sooners Upset The Oklahoma State Cowboys 33-24 To Capture The Battle of Oklahoma

STILLWATER, Oklahoma - The Sooners swooped into Cowboy country and when all the fussin' and fightin' was done the #17 ranked team from Oklahoma University had defeated the #5 ranked team from the University of Oklahoma State 33-24. The Oklahoma So...

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The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

Funny story: Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet." Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...

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Bun fight at the Ko Coral Part one

Funny story: Bun fight at the Ko Coral Part one

Hobble D Hoy rode tall in the saddle of his pony as he entered the town of Coral. He had been on the trail for many days and needed to change his underpants. Not only that, his pony was a Shetland, so the sole of his boots had worn out after being dragged along the ground for hundreds of miles. Hobble did not dismount outside the saloon, he just stood up and the pony walked to the water trough for...

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The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

Funny story: The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

New York, NY - A recent Gallup Poll shows that 69% of Republicans prefer leadership from behind vs only 64% of Democrats, this goes against recent declarations of Washington Republicans and most of the Republican Candidates for President. The pol...

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Harrison Ford Talks About His Highly Unusual New Film "Cowboys & Aliens"

Funny story: Harrison Ford Talks About His Highly Unusual New Film "Cowboys & Aliens"

VENICE BEACH - Harrison Ford and his much younger wife Calista Flockhart were having dinner at a local Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and chatting about his brand new movie Cowboys & Aliens. Ford told Cali that he hopes that the movie is...

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This Is "No Country For Old Men"

Funny story: This Is "No Country For Old Men"

Last month, I got into a discussion on line with someone trying to defend movies like "No Country For Old Men" as being a "true modern western" and having the "western spirit." Here is my response to him. Maybe I got a little bit preachy and maybe it is something that I just needed to say because of the moment, but I said it anyway. Yes, this is a humor website. We do specialize in satire here.

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Cowboys Don't Complain

Funny story: Cowboys Don't Complain

Unlike the stoic British, who bravely endure, cowboys accept their lot by simmering until they boil. Kicking a rock as hard as possible is an acceptable resolution for pent up anger. Or, if there is a rattlesnake handy, stomping the hell out of him before he bites you is high on the kick butt list of cowboy psychological frustration responses. Ignoring a whiner, who in response escalates his ve...

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Texas Cowpoke Gets Five Years for Sodomy

Funny story: Texas Cowpoke Gets Five Years for Sodomy

Following a rash of concerned citizen reports from various locations around the Texas panhandle, 43 year old Timothy "Tex" Tunstle was arrested yesterday in Booker, Texas on three separate counts of cattle sodomy. While claiming that he was only t...

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Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken To Star in "Brokeback Mountain - The High-Pitched Singin' Years"

Funny story: Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken To Star in "Brokeback Mountain - The High-Pitched Singin' Years"

HOLLYWOOD - Plans have just been finalized to have American Idol's alumni's Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken (both second place finishers) star in Stacatto Monteverdi's sequel, or actually prequel to Brokeback Mountain, Brokeback Mountain - The High-Pitch...

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Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

Funny story: Clint Eastwood In Bollywood Film Gives New Meaning To "Cowboys and Indians"

The recently announced Bollywood movie starring Clint Eastwood and Sam Elliot has given new meaning to the term "Cowboys and Indians." The two film stars, most famous for their hard hitting westerns (Unforgiven, Pale Rider, The Good, the Bad, and th...

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Pakistani Man called Stan

Funny story: Pakistani Man called Stan

Great controversy surrounds a Pakistani man called Stan who runs a newsagent shop on the south side of Glasgow. Stan is being called by the locals Pakistan and before you think that racist even Stan thinks its funny. Stan is well liked in the com...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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