Q: Can the world ever learn to get over their disagreements and just get along?
Cowboy: You mean world peace? Wheeedoggies, No.
Q: Is the study of mathematics a study of constants?
Cowboy: You've gotta be pullin' my bandanna! Of course it is!
Q: How old are you?
Cowboy: As old as the prairie wind soughin' through the tall grass, as old as the Bitterroots rakin' the sky, as old as wa...
After watching all those 'westerns' as a kid and adult, looking up the truth about a lot of those famous scenes from the Old West, and finding out that they simply aren't true, is depressing.
For instance, jumping into the saddle from a barn loft. According to Snopes, anyone jumping into the saddle from a barn loft would not only injure the horse's back..maybe break it, the cowboy would virtual...
The Streets Of Bordello Falls
Chapter Seven
Face To Face With Life & Death
Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6
Englishmen in Westerns don't tend to mosey threateningly into town on horseback with a cigarillo hanging out of the side of their mouth and a low-slung six-shooter hanging from their belt.
Neither did white haired Colonel John P...
The streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter Four
Sally deals in Death
Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three
The tumbleweeds blew aimlessly across the end less line of railroad tracks, the sun setting in the west, directly in the eyes of the stranger.
Setting side saddle on a hybrid Missouri Mule which stood at least 15 hands high, the dark stranger plodded on immune to the dust, the sun,...
The streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter Three
Welcome To Bordello Falls - Home of the All-You-Can-Eat Tortilla Soup Buffet
Chapter one | Chapter two
The twin hombres Buck and Diablo Poontang Pissgums were as happy as a couple of woodpeckers in a lumber yard to finally arrive at Bordello Falls.
For the past three miles all Diablo Poontang had heard was brother Buck saying how much he was s...
The Streets of Bordello Falls
Chapter One
The Railroad Is Coming To Town!
Sheriff's Office, Bordello Falls
The railroad was coming to town! The railroad was coming to town! No more would Bordello Falls be a sleepy little mining town twenty miles from Tombstone and fifty miles from nowhere.
Sheriff Clint Cartwright polished his badge and smiled at the thought of the growth and prosperi...
Researchers have determined that gerbils, hampsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, and other rodents are high in essential vitamins and nutrients and may be the perfect food. Eight ounces of roasted gerbil meat contains all of the required ingredients to...
On one hundred and seventy-third anniversary of the battle for the Alamo where a couple of hundred of American cavalry soldiers were massacred by several hundred Mexicans, Hollywood is to remake the classic John Wayne western of the event in true Hol...
Research conducted by the Hubbard Museum of the American West has concluded that there are actually three different types of Cowboys in the United States. This system of measurement should be used when trying to typify any person claiming to be a Co...
(Dallas, Texas) César Sáez and other Canadian artists plan to launch a 300m-long inflateable banana into space.
ONE NIGHT IN THE DESERT...
President Bush's announcement that he will immediately pull all US soldiers out of Iraq was met with thunderous applause from the entire Congress. That applause, however, was to be short lived.
BIG MEMBER, MONTANA - A rodeo clown was injured today outside of Big Member after he tried to stick a suppository into the bum of a run-away bull. The bull named "Moral Majority" could not be controlled after bucking off his rider, former T...
Some people call them the space cowboys. Some call them the extraterrestrial terrorists. Sadly, none of them are called Maurice. A group of activists calling themselves "The Space Cowboys" have begun sabotaging work being carried out for ne...
CRAWFORD, TX -- With all the bravado of an Ivy Leaguer crossdressed as a cowboy, President George W. Bush had a few words to say to Cindy Sheehan.
Cross dressing Vermont cowboy Wayne Focus was arrested Thursday night in the woods outside of Hennby, Vermont and charged with unlawful knowledge of a protected animal, specifically, a moose. Wearing a skirt, blouse and stilts, Focus was noticed by...
HOUSTON, TX-In a last-minute press conference, NFL officials are announcing that all football players will be forced to wear cowboy boots instead of cleats during the big game.
Ruthless Joe, said to be one of the fastest gun men in the west, has been found guilty of Varmintism.