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Funny story: Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

Judge Used "Tingler" Under Robe During Trial

A judge in Wisconsin has repeated the performance of the "Penis Pumper" Judge of a few years ago. Although Judge Larry Witherspoon denies the charges, the device fell out of his robes as everyone stood for him to leave for the day. Several atto...
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Funny story: Crime Stoppers director bites

Crime Stoppers director bites

MY AM ME, WHO YOU BE, FL -- Your identity may not be safe from the National Security Agency (NSA) or on the Obummercare web site, but it's secure with the Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers, the executive director of which recently took a bite out of crime wh...
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Funny story: Desiree Washington tells a lie

Desiree Washington tells a lie

The newest episode of Desire Washington accusing a foster farm chicken has recently been surrounded in controversy due to the fighting will of the chicken who was falsely accused. The chicken was accused of forcing Desire Washington to sit on an...
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Funny story: New York Man Knocks Out Easter Bunny!

New York Man Knocks Out Easter Bunny!

A man dressed as the Easter Bunny was going to a meeting of those who were being hired by Macy"s to sit with children for photographs or to tour the store telling children about where the Easter Bunny was located and about five of them could work dif...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber is into trouble again, for the second time he was accused of throwing raw eggs at his neighbors house in Southern California. This time the neighbor filmed the whole episode and gave a copy to the police. "I won't stand for anymor...
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Funny story: Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

DRESDEN, Germany - A cannibal cop arrested for the killing of a man he met online is blaming his crime on the fact that he ate horse meat lasagna purchased and eaten last year and claims it gave him mad cow disease. A representative from Findus,...
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Funny story: First Gay Bigamist Sentenced to Five Years!

First Gay Bigamist Sentenced to Five Years!

Seattle Washington citizen Howard Lindsey has become the first gay married male to be charged with bigamy. Lindsey, who married Allen Balls earlier this year apparently had already married ten other guys the four previous months and three of them...
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Funny story: Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

The courtroom was a siege of noise with a lot of rumbling and shouting, plus a continuing rap rap rap of the judge's gavel. "This hearing on the hearing will come to order! This court is now in session to review what's happening next door in the sentencing of Bradley Manning." Rumbling, grumbling, groaning accompanied the Honorable Augusto Beefsworthy as he rose, swaying on his feet, finger...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson appears before Jury

Michael Jackson appears before Jury

Michael Jackson appeared in court yesterday along with his many friends and supporters. The pop hero stood in the dock answering questions about his demise, at one point Judge Yvette Palazuelos had to warn soul legend, James Brown about his condu...
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Funny story: Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...
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Funny story: The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

NEW YORK CITY - After months of going back and forth in the court of sports law, a New York judge has finally ruled that the sports phrase Baseball's Evil Empire, which is used to describe the Bronx Bombers belongs exclusively to the New York Yankees...
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Funny story: Driver fined for seeding

Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...
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Funny story: "Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled

"Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled

Following the huge success of the personal injury lawyers advert where former average tennis player and T.V host Andrew Castle patronisingly claims that "sometimes sorry makes everything okay," one of the UK's leading personal injury lawyers has devi...
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Funny story: The U.S. legal system is harming Americans said Lady Gaga

The U.S. legal system is harming Americans said Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is standing up for one of her fans who she wants to vindicate in the light of the truth. A student in Texas, who is a fan of Lady Gaga, with no criminal record and who is also an honor student was thrown in jail by a mildly, retarded jud...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
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Funny story: A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility. He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...
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Funny story: Hairy Redknipp in court!

Hairy Redknipp in court!

Totempall Manager, Hairy Redknipp, appeared in court today accused of tax evasion and having a house in North Wales. Mr Redknipps laywer, Blind Paul Gascoin, made it clear his client would fight the allegations; "Tooth and nail" and added; "I a...
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