Back in the old days, people used to collect themselves at the cave in the middle of the woods, look up at the stars and the constellations and make up stories about the various diagrams they saw in the sky. You know, Orion, The Big Dipper, The Littl...
Buster Hardin of New Madrid Tennessee has been disqualified in a local County Fair Three-Legged Sack Race after he runs it by himself.
"That's not fair. You call this a County Fair and this is not fair because I won. The rules don't say nothing ab...
According to Coroner Jim Bob Williams, Fred Moleturd was attempting some kind of weird sex with ropes and wires and pudding when he slipped on the pudding and hung himself.
This happened nearly a month ago but other news has taken up most of the n...
Miley Cyrus says that she gets very upset when the press calls her and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus yokels from Kentucky and Tennessee.
One reporter claims she tried to cram his mike down his throat but had no proof.
"She gets really mad at the 'Yo...
The annual Ventnor Country Show that happens every year will not be stopped because of the restriction on horse movement put in place last week.
Show organiser, William McWilliam, 44, is adamant: "The Ventnor country show even took place during th...
What began as a cool prize won 3 years ago at the county fair has ended in bloodshed this past Sunday as Little Woowoo was violently bludgeoned to death in self defense by his once proud owner.
"Yeah, I was like 7 years old when I won that fish,"...
Chaos broke out at a recent Tennessee local county fair when a performing band played the banjo favorite "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and the patrons began chasing each other around in vehicles and even on foot.
"It was surreal. Everybody was r...
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