Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job.
This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.
Jay Stillman has had enough. The veteran couch potato from Beeville, Texas, has changed his weekly order for seven buckets of chicken wings.
"I'm cutting down to six buckets until they lower the price. Someone has to take a stand," he said.
BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state.
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It's taken twenty-five years to complete the study, but the latest research from Evesham Sports College indicates that for every hour spent watching TV, life expectancy is reduced by twenty-two minutes.
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Cyberkinetics Brain Systems, Inc., Foxborough, Massachusetts, recently announced that the United States Patent and Trademark Office recently issued a patent entitled "Microstructured Arrays for Cortex Interaction and Related Methods of Manufactu...
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