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Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job. This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.

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Uproar from the Nation's Couches Over the Rising Cost of Chicken Wings

Jay Stillman has had enough. The veteran couch potato from Beeville, Texas, has changed his weekly order for seven buckets of chicken wings. "I'm cutting down to six buckets until they lower the price. Someone has to take a stand," he said. Acr...

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Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

Funny story: Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state. Senator Panola Lulu Saddlebread, 43, of Blackfoot, told a gathering of the Idaho news media tha...

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Couch potatoes life expectancy measured

Funny story: Couch potatoes life expectancy measured

It's taken twenty-five years to complete the study, but the latest research from Evesham Sports College indicates that for every hour spent watching TV, life expectancy is reduced by twenty-two minutes. "This means," said Teri Vizien, who headed u...

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Approval of Brain Implant a Boon to Couch Potatoes

Funny story: Approval of Brain Implant a Boon to Couch Potatoes

Cyberkinetics Brain Systems, Inc., Foxborough, Massachusetts, recently announced that the United States Patent and Trademark Office recently issued a patent entitled "Microstructured Arrays for Cortex Interaction and Related Methods of Manufactu...

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