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Funny story:  Costume Ideas For Summer Halloween Muggings.

Costume Ideas For Summer Halloween Muggings.

Lets face it we all use Halloween to justify evil behaviour. There's no point dismissing the fact. Why not instead embrace this ritualistic, satanic holiday? I remember my first mugging. I was walking dressed as a burglar and a little old lady saw me. I was just joking I said, "Roger satan" at the top of my lungs. She started crying. I wasn't even gonna do anything. But she had a nice cell pho...
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Funny story:  Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand

Low Approval Numbers Force the Tea Party to Change Its Brand

Washington, DC - Registering approval ratings as low as 22% in recent polls, the United States Tea Party would rather fright than quit. The reactionary wing of the GOP is changing its name from the Tea Party to the Costume Party. "Voters love us,...
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Funny story:  The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Reached New Lows

The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Reached New Lows

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has been out of the limelight too long and she is itching to get her name back on the entertainment publication pages. Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti is reporting that the New York singer has lashed out at her one time...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Marijuana Plant Costume

Lady Gaga Apologizes For Her Marijuana Plant Costume

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga and a member of her band were having drinks at The Plastered Platypus Lounge, which reportedly is Kelly Ripa's favorite New York City night club. Gaga has been criticized by several members of the entertainment press for the c...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Banned From Iowa

Lady Gaga Banned From Iowa

WATERLOO, Iowa - Reports filtering out of the Niblets State, note that Lady Gaga has been asked to never ever return to the anvil-looking state again. In fact, a spokesperson for the governor's office, Hadley "Cornshuck" Blingfaust, informed the n...
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Funny story:  Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown

Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his Halloween costume at a Washington DC gala today. The chief executive of the United States entered the White House Press Room dressed as Mitt Romney, dressed as a clown. His costume shocked...
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Funny story:  A Man In Bunny Costume Caught Outside Britney's House

A Man In Bunny Costume Caught Outside Britney's House

A man has been caught and arrested at the Britney Spears' home after neighbors reported a big rabbit looking into the singer's windows. "I was afraid to call at first", stated neighbor Robin Ackroyd because, I mean it sounds like a hoax and if thi...
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Funny story:  Iron Man Suit Tops Sales at Adult Websites

Iron Man Suit Tops Sales at Adult Websites

Following the success of the original "Iron Man" movie release by Marvel Entertainment in 2007, a bold step was taken towards expanding their female fan base in conjunction with the video distribution hitting the streets this Fall. Realizing that...
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Funny story:  Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains

Bigfoot Trackers Find Bigfoot Costume in Georgia Mountains

Palo Alto, CA -- Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer held a Saturday news conference and showed photos of a massive 7 foot, 7 inch Bigfoot costume they claim they found while Bigfoot hunting in he Northern Georgia mountains. "It's a genuine Bigfoot cost...
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Funny story:  Master of disguise finally caught after 400 costume changes

Master of disguise finally caught after 400 costume changes

Disguise artist Ernik Jugland (thought to be responsible for the recent Sherlock Holmes sightings) has finally been caught by police after a 5-day chase in which he used up 400 disguises.
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Funny story:  Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

Winner Announced In Harry Potter Look-Alike Contest

July 20th saw Harry Potter Look Alike-Contest take place in every Barnes and Noble, Borders, Hastings, and every other major book store/retailer in the U.S., Canada, and the United Kingdom. Pictures from those contest winners were all e-mailed to J.
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Funny story:  Oink Oink

Oink Oink

I worked for a Commodities trader in Chicago. They made me put on a pork belly suit. It was a sorry ass pig costume, pink with a little curly tail. It looked like the worst skinned pig you’ve ever seen and had "bellies" scrawled across the front. I didn't want to do it. Normally, I’d never consider it, but I was planning to quit, so I said, fuck it, took the hundred bucks...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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