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Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

Funny story: Wisconsin To Close Three Cheese Factories

MILWAUKEE - The state of Wisconsin regrets to have to announce that it will be closing down three cheese factories within the next four weeks. The cheese factories are located in Milwaukee, Green Bay, and Oshkosh. A representative for the state...

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President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

Funny story: President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step. President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing me...

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NASA Reports That One Of Costa Rica's Astronauts Has Applied For An Astronaut's Job

Funny story: NASA Reports That One Of Costa Rica's Astronauts Has Applied For An Astronaut's Job

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics And Space Administration has just informed the public that a Costa Rican astronaut has left the Costa Rican Space Program and applied to NASA to become an astronaut. NASA's assistant spokesperson Skipper Flashfid...

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Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Funny story: Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...

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Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Funny story: Costa Rica's Figure Skater Has To Cancel Her Trip To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

OROTINA, Costa Rica - Costa Rica's very promising figure skater Hacienda Bolero, 23, has stated that she will not be going to Sochi, Russia to compete in the XXII Winter Olympics. The extremely beautiful Miss Bolero told the members of the news me...

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An Unemployed Banana Picker In Costa Rica Finds $4 Million [U.S.] In His Trash Can

Funny story: An Unemployed Banana Picker In Costa Rica Finds $4 Million [U.S.] In His Trash Can

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - An unemployed banana picker named Joey Caramba has just become the luckiest man in Central America. Caramba was at his home putting some trash in his garbage can. As he took off the trash can lid he noticed two blue bags wer...

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Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

Funny story: Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - Reports coming out of Costa Rica state that President Kiko Sombrero has just announced to the people of his country that Costa Rica has developed a super drone. The super drone nicknamed El Pajaro Grande (The Big Bird) is ro...

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Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

Funny story: Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era. President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change. The president s...

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Feds shut down Diabolical Liberty Reserve

Funny story: Feds shut down Diabolical Liberty Reserve

New York - Federal prosecutors have smashed a $6bn international money-laundering scheme based in Costa Rica after a tip-off fingered the 'digital currency' provider. Southern District of New York legal sources say the sheer scale of the Diabolica...

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Submarine With 17 Illegal Aliens Captured Near Catalina Island

Funny story: Submarine With 17 Illegal Aliens Captured Near Catalina Island

LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico. Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...

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The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...

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Giant Red Squirrels Discovered in Costa Rica

Funny story: Giant Red Squirrels Discovered in Costa Rica

Costa Rica: A government biologist has found two six foot tall Red Squirrels, one male and one female, living in the jungle on Isla Nublar, an island off of Costa Rica. The government biologist believes that when Universal Studios filmed Jurassic...

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Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica In The Possesion of Counterfeit Bananas

Funny story: Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica In The Possesion of Counterfeit Bananas

PUERTO PUNTA, Costa Rica - As if Spencer Pratt hasn't already had enough controversy in his career. Now comes word that he was arrested at The Salsa Picante Airport in the Pacific coastal town of Puerto Punta, Costa Rica. Pratt had gone to the jun...

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7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

Funny story: 7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

According to the July 5, 2010 Tico Times, "Costa Rica has granted the U.S. military a six-month window to bring 7,000 Marines, five planes and 46 warships into its territory". The 31-8 vote of the Legislative Assembly was presumably "to help stem...

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Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding An Airplane In Costa Rica Because She's The Wrong Gender

Funny story: Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding An Airplane In Costa Rica Because She's The Wrong Gender

BANANAVILLE, Costa Rica - Comedienne Joan Rivers was not allowed to board a plane bound for Newark, New Jersey because her passport read Joseph Rosenberg instead of Joan Rosenberg her real name. The airline agent identified as Eppie De La Nutterwo...

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Lauded Latin Leader Lengthens Lead

Funny story: Lauded Latin Leader Lengthens Lead

SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA Ultra-competitive Costa Rican President Oscar Arias Sanchez, 69, has an impressive list of accomplishments; he has been elected president twice, is a Nobel Peace laureate, has received the Albert Schweitzer Prize for Humanitari...

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Lou Diamond Phillips Wins "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here"

Funny story: Lou Diamond Phillips Wins "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here"

COSTA RICA - Lou Diamond Phillips who portrayed 50's singing sensation Richie Valens in La Bamba was chosen 'King of The Jungle' in NBC's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! NBA great John Salley came in third and female wrestler Torrie Wilson ca...

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Hints for Solo Travel in Central America

Funny story: Hints for Solo Travel in Central America

The following are some helpful guidelines for solo travelers visiting Central America for the first time. Feel free to print this list and refer to it throughout your visit to this beautiful, yet culturally diverse region. Bring anti-nausea medication with you at all times. Accept the fact you will get violently ill anyway. Don't assume that your new Nicaraguan boyfriend is serious when he...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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