Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast.
The now infamous cruise lin...
Indian Ocean - "She's now a sitting duck for Somali pirates," a source close to Italian chief coast guard Commander Cosimo Nicastro tweeted this afternoon.
Indeed, the Costa Allegra is in some peril adrift at sea tonight amid fears an 'arsonist p...
CATALINA ISLAND, California - According to several unnamed sources there appears to be a little more going on, on the set of the motion picture Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino than just acting.
Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the same rights and responsibilities as a person.
Potter states that her marriage to Apple, Inc will help en...
London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law.
Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...
Rome - Unhexing the stricken pleasure cruiser requires meticulous Bell, Book & Candle stuff the Pope has warned ahead of new attempts to refloat the boat.
Its Friday the 13th sinking on the Russian Orthodox calendar's New Year's Eve means devi...
Rome - "Is a loada bollox," the editor of Italy's best selling Corriere Della Que Sera Sera thundered this afternoon.
Rival Italian red tops are not so sure, however, and continue to probe reports that the captain of the stricken vessel 'may be He...
The cruise-liner captain accused of abandoning ship after it struck rocks off the Tuscan coast last Friday has reportedly claimed he could not lead the evacuation because he slipped and fell into a lifeboat while helping passengers leave the stricken...
Fears were growing last night as the whereabout of businessman Reggie Perrin, last seen boarding the doomed Titanic ship for a short break after a stressful time at his job with Sunshines Desserts.
Family and friends of Reggie Perrin gathered last...
Rome - The themed luxury cruise show's debut was to have been filmed aboard the Costa Concordia just as she smashed her way onto Giglio Island rocks.
An announcement just before Christmas said the BBC's flagship entertainment show had been success...
HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch.
The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...
London - Belly-up predictions published today foresee a beached Prince of Wails and his Gorgon wife stand trial for treason on Tyburn Hill.
Hellfire Club sibyls are pretty certain the Costa Concordia sinking is a true lodestar omen as far as celes...
The owners of Titanic ship Pierre Luigi Luigi today claimed that Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes will join the crew when the boat is ready to relaunch at the end of 2012.
"Eeeee is just what we need - an expert on 'ow yu say - the rescue...
Rome - Rumors that the Carnival Dream Class cruiser was hexed right from its 2006 launch took a new twist today.
The royal wedding picture, seen by divers trying to blow a large new access hole in the capsized vessel, has confirmed the very worst.
Italy - Some alien marine artefucts were spotted bobbing in the waters amid reports an Unidentified Submerged Object may have goaded the stricken cruiser onto Giglio's uncharted rocks.
"Such craft are notorious for luring wayward vessels," an alie...
London - Sad-ass Education Secretary Michael Gove's diamond jubilee brainwave hit the rocks today...much like the 'hexed' Costa Concordia on Friday the 13th.
Widespread national derision about schmoozing the Windsors with a brand new £60 million f...
Rome - Italian cruise ship owners have denied reports that the Costa Concordia's capsizing last night was caused partly by a surge to the eat-as-much-as-you-like self service counter.
The dining room's buffet spread was groaning under the massive...