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Funny story: British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British gynaecologists warned today that increasing numbers of men, teenage girls and women are undergoing genital cosmetic surgery, driven in part by unrealistic images of how they should look based on pornography and today's freak artists. "I g...
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Funny story: Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

Scientists Reveal Cats' Shocking Secret

It has always been a mystery to mankind. Even though we love them, pamper them, feed them and give them shelter, why do cats have a permanent look of disdain for humans? Why are they always refusing to show their emotions? Is Tiddles happy, sad, s...
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Funny story: Kris and Bruce Jenner's Marital Yacht Has Hit The Rocks

Kris and Bruce Jenner's Marital Yacht Has Hit The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills are alive with the sound of lawyers positioning themselves in what could be one long, drawn out divorce case. The storybook coupling of Kris Kardashian-Jenner and husband Bruce Jenner appears to be headed for the Big D.
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger Treats Sylvester Stallone to Elective Surgery

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were spotted side-by-side at a local hospital on Thursday. While Schwarzenegger appeared to have just come from shoulder surgery, it was not immediately clear what Stallone was in the same hospital for.
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...
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Funny story: Rick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Rick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Mickey Clemens, a Chicago high school history teacher, considers facial reconstruction surgery as a means to, "Finally show the world I'm not [Rick] Moranis!" The surgery would leave Clemens looking more like, "a proud, yet disenfranchised Fred Ar...
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Funny story: Man After 40 Successful 'De-Uglifying' Surgeries: "F--k you ugly people"

Man After 40 Successful 'De-Uglifying' Surgeries: "F--k you ugly people"

Chad Ellington wished all his life he could be beautiful -- and forty cosmetic surgeries later his wish has come true. The new Ellington is not only beautiful, aesthetically-speaking, but he now wishes his ugly former compatriots would leave him alo...
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Funny story: Sex and The City Prequel Casting - Original Four in Discussions with Cher to Get Rejuvenation Tips

Sex and The City Prequel Casting - Original Four in Discussions with Cher to Get Rejuvenation Tips

Sex and the City producers have confirmed a prequel, a cause for celebration and a bonaza for cosmetic surgeons suffering from the recession. Women around the world will have another chance to indulge in doses of fashion porn from the glamorous s...
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Funny story: Reading Celebrity Tittle Tattle Makes People Really Stupid

Reading Celebrity Tittle Tattle Makes People Really Stupid

A leading psychologist at the University Of Contemporary Life Studies in Oldham, Professor Bernard "Yozzer" Hill, has announced that reading saturated celebrity tittle tattle on a daily basis can convert reasonably intelligent people into slavering m...
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Funny story: John Paul Beautified

John Paul Beautified

Former Led Zeppelin member John Paul Jones has been beautified after undergoing major cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles. The 65 year old bassist has spent 3 weeks at the exclusive Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery in an attempt to get rid of the pitted sk...
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Funny story: Lift, Tuck and Tighten

Lift, Tuck and Tighten

For years we have relied upon surgical procedures to keep us looking thin, young and fantastic. Tuck the tummy, lift the face, enlarge the breasts; the list goes on and on. There is one body part that many forget; which we are going to bring attention to. The hand. The hand is used everyday for an unlimited amount of tasks. But when the skin begins to sag and sun damage sets in, we are left wi...
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Funny story: Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...
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Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic surgeons in Hollywood are facing a bleak future with the passing of screen icon Elizabeth Taylor. More than 10 of the top nip and tuck surgeons in Tinseltown are having to make staff redundant as they prepare for a massive drop in busines...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hates The Way She Is Starting To Look - Says She Wants To Get The Heidi Montag Youthful Look

Angelina Jolie Hates The Way She Is Starting To Look - Says She Wants To Get The Heidi Montag Youthful Look

BEVERLY HILLS - Angelina Jolie recently visited Dr. Vernon Celticbridge who is regarded as one of the foremost plastic surgeons in the country. Jolie has revealed to several of her closest friends that she hates the way she looks when she looks in...
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Funny story: Gaddafi's face made of melted cheese

Gaddafi's face made of melted cheese

Libyan ruler Col Muammar Gaddafi has been battling to control the country's west as protesters consolidate eastern towns and foreigners continue to flee, however much less has been reported about the leader's battle to control his face. Ever since...
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Funny story: Tragic Buttock Implant Girl Hasn't Sat Down For A Week

Tragic Buttock Implant Girl Hasn't Sat Down For A Week

Wannabe rap artiste Atchu Gorblessya of Hackney, East London, has finally discovered to her cost that all the warnings about buttock enhancing injections were not without foundation. Following a recent fatality attributed to a botched buttock enha...
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Funny story: Cosmetic Surgery: Not always a pretty fact to face!

Cosmetic Surgery: Not always a pretty fact to face!

The order made by Libya's Colonel Muammar Al-Gaddafi - to cut off all electricity power to the major cities - has failed to stem the anger of the people. Though the action has removed their access to the internet it was nevertheless taken too lat...
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Funny story: Health Warning Over New Procedure

Health Warning Over New Procedure

Medical experts are united in their condemnation of the latest cosmetic craze that is sweeping the globe. Bollocks enhancement is especially popular in 3rd world countries, particularly in South America where big balls are regarded as attractive and...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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