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Funny story: Kenyan MP's get luxury chairs paid for by charity!

Kenyan MP's get luxury chairs paid for by charity!

Kenya's new, refurbished parliament and the MP's that sit in there have been rewarded for their outstanding, dedicated work to mankind with new chairs worth $3000 dollars, per bum! The chairs are actually worth more than the average Kenyan coffee pic...
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Funny story: Credit card frauds hack into Spoofers credit card; Bastards!

Credit card frauds hack into Spoofers credit card; Bastards!

Beware all credit card holders, they can hack in without you even knowing! Well known average Spoofer, Jaggedone, me, has just had his credit card hacked to the tune of 3500,00 Euro's (Thank the Lord it wasn't more!) and they even cracked the sec...
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Funny story: Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row

Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row

In the light of the Sunday Times revelations that the Tory party are taking money in exchange for access to David Cameron the Prime Minister has come out fighting. Far from distancing himself from the whole sorry debacle he has announced that he i...
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Funny story: Olympics 'Mess' Right On Schedule says Boris Johnson

Olympics 'Mess' Right On Schedule says Boris Johnson

Cartoonish London Mayor and stereotyped upper class twat Boris Johnson has expressed his delight that plans for the London 2012 Olympics to turn into a mess of epic proportions are 'Right on Schedule'. Speaking to the press outside a heavily conge...
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Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...
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Funny story: Kinnocks' hypocrisy

Kinnocks' hypocrisy

Neil and Glenys Kinnock were seen waving their Zimmer frames with delight in Trafalgar Square as it was announced that Britain was no longer a member of the EU. "Were they not being a bit hypocritical," enquired a passing journalist, "since they...
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Funny story: Internet Gurus Join Together to Create Christmas Album

Internet Gurus Join Together to Create Christmas Album

Orlando, Fl. - The Orlando Sun published news today that 26 internet gurus will begin recording a Christmas Album just in time for the holidays. Ima Scamm, the Secretary and Publicist for "The Syndicate", the name of their newly created choral gro...
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Funny story: Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club Senator Ted Stevens dead in plane crash

Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club Senator Ted Stevens dead in plane crash

Dillingham - (RIP Mess): Alaska's near defunct Corrupt Bastards Club is in mourning today following the news that Ted Stevens was one of five fatalities in a downed DeHavilland DHC-3T accident. Stevens, 86, the longest serving Republican in the h...
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Funny story: A Penny for Your Banker Holiday Proposed

A Penny for Your Banker Holiday Proposed

One penny out of every dollar spent in the United States of America went for salaries and bonuses at Wall Street firms, prompting demands for a new federal holiday. "We awarded ourselves $140 Billion in salary and bonusses in 2009," explained one...
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Funny story: Not only were the "Irish Stewed" UEFA are investigating 200 other corrupt games too!

Not only were the "Irish Stewed" UEFA are investigating 200 other corrupt games too!

OK, that the Afghani elections were corrupt, what's new! That the brave Irish were blatantly cheated out of the World Cup, it's happened before too, Maradona, thanks! World cup in Korea, how the South Koreans hacked the Semi-finals the world is st...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club Bill Allen goes down for three years

Corrupt Bastards Club Bill Allen goes down for three years

Anchorage - (Bong Hits 4 Juneau!): Karma caught up with former VECO and Corrupt Bastards Club grand master Bill Allen today. US District Court Judge John Sedwick sent him down for three years and fined him three quarters of a million dollars for...
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Funny story: Corrupt Mexican border guards to be booted out and replaced by, guess who, banged up "Spic" convicts dressed as soldiers!

Corrupt Mexican border guards to be booted out and replaced by, guess who, banged up "Spic" convicts dressed as soldiers!

The corrupt Mexican government in their wisdom have decided to sack 600 CORRUPT customs and excise officers working on the US / Mexican border and will replace them with 600 "Spic" prisoners banged up in their over - filled and very nasty prisons!...
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Funny story: More Expenses for Corrupt Bastards

More Expenses for Corrupt Bastards

Despite public anger over MPs expenses claims of up to £200,000 a year from everything from garden gnomes to thoroughbred racehorses the law is to be changed to make it even easier for them to claim even more expenses of up to £500,000 a year. Th...
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Funny story: Sen Frank Murkowski behind Todd Palin 1984 DUI secrets gag

Sen Frank Murkowski behind Todd Palin 1984 DUI secrets gag

Alaska - (Was-iller than Ill-in-ois Mess): Butter-wouldn't-melt-in-his-lying-GOP-ass Alaskan First Husband Todd Palin was named as Sen Frank Murkowski's natural son today. A report in the Juneau edition of LA FagHagSlagMag says Palin's mother Bla...
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Funny story: Time Magazine publishes Top 100 Hellfire Club Crooks of 2008

Time Magazine publishes Top 100 Hellfire Club Crooks of 2008

New York - (AssoCIAted Mess): Time Magazine has published its annual list of the top 100 most successful Hellfire Club crooks of 2008.
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Funny story: Shares in Sharing Drop

Shares in Sharing Drop

The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting
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Funny story: Chevron corralls Cheney's Corrupt Bastards with oil trader sting op

Chevron corralls Cheney's Corrupt Bastards with oil trader sting op

San Ramon, California - (Rioters): Chevron majority stockholders are cock-a-hoop after luring Dickless Cheney's mercenaries into harassing the big oil corporation into a $30 million sting in the oil-for-food kickbacks case.
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