Neil and Glenys Kinnock were seen waving their Zimmer frames with delight in Trafalgar Square as it was announced that Britain was no longer a member of the EU.
"Were they not being a bit hypocritical," enquired a passing journalist, "since they...
Orlando, Fl. - The Orlando Sun published news today that 26 internet gurus will begin recording a Christmas Album just in time for the holidays.
Ima Scamm, the Secretary and Publicist for "The Syndicate", the name of their newly created choral gro...
Dillingham - (RIP Mess): Alaska's near defunct Corrupt Bastards Club is in mourning today following the news that Ted Stevens was one of five fatalities in a downed DeHavilland DHC-3T accident.
Stevens, 86, the longest serving Republican in the h...
One penny out of every dollar spent in the United States of America went for salaries and bonuses at Wall Street firms, prompting demands for a new federal holiday.
"We awarded ourselves $140 Billion in salary and bonusses in 2009," explained one...
OK, that the Afghani elections were corrupt, what's new! That the brave Irish were blatantly cheated out of the World Cup, it's happened before too, Maradona, thanks!
World cup in Korea, how the South Koreans hacked the Semi-finals the world is st...
Anchorage - (Bong Hits 4 Juneau!): Karma caught up with former VECO and Corrupt Bastards Club grand master Bill Allen today.
US District Court Judge John Sedwick sent him down for three years and fined him three quarters of a million dollars for...
The corrupt Mexican government in their wisdom have decided to sack 600 CORRUPT customs and excise officers working on the US / Mexican border and will replace them with 600 "Spic" prisoners banged up in their over - filled and very nasty prisons!...
Despite public anger over MPs expenses claims of up to £200,000 a year from everything from garden gnomes to thoroughbred racehorses the law is to be changed to make it even easier for them to claim even more expenses of up to £500,000 a year.
Th...
Alaska - (Was-iller than Ill-in-ois Mess): Butter-wouldn't-melt-in-his-lying-GOP-ass Alaskan First Husband Todd Palin was named as Sen Frank Murkowski's natural son today.
A report in the Juneau edition of LA FagHagSlagMag says Palin's mother Bla...
New York - (AssoCIAted Mess): Time Magazine has published its annual list of the top 100 most successful Hellfire Club crooks of 2008.
The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.
Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting
San Ramon, California - (Rioters): Chevron majority stockholders are cock-a-hoop after luring Dickless Cheney's mercenaries into harassing the big oil corporation into a $30 million sting in the oil-for-food kickbacks case.
Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): A squirrel has been blamed for causing a power outrage in West Juneau, home of the notorious Corrupt Bastards Club.
Washington DC - (Livid Mess): The Exxon Mobil Corporation's executive board is demanding Corrupt Bastards Club help in a DC Supreme Court appeal to overturn a $2.5 billion punitive damages fine for their reckless destruction of the marine ecosyst...
Bertie Ahern, the Prime Minister - or Taoiseach as he is referred to in his home country - has been given a pay rise. This fact in itself is nothing too dramatic but what makes it particularly interesting is the fact that he is now b...
Anchorage, Alaska - (Frozen Ass Mess): Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club are not yet official suspects in the case of a body wrapped in plastic discovered in an Anchorage freezer on Sunday.
Anchorage, Alaska - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former State Representative Vic Kohring was just a worm on the end of a massive corruption probe hook that plumbed the murkiest depths of Alaska's oil-rich waters, the US District Court was told today.