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Coronation Street Crisis

Coronation Street viewers are up in arms after some music played on the show was probably a little bit insensitive. Of course to hear the actual music you would have to turn the volume up to 150 and glue your ear to the speakers. Hundreds of peopl...

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Helen Flanagan is pregnant

Funny story: Helen Flanagan is pregnant

The former Rohhhr-zeee from Coronation Street, Helen Flanagan, has been reported as being pregnant, and this reporter wishes her well and, at the appropriate moment, 9 months into her pregnancy, hopes she becomes the proud mother of a healthy and hap...

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Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

Funny story: Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

T.V. "soap" writers, outraged by the record breaking viewing statistics generated by the Corrie minibus crash have vowed to go one better. The whole cast of Cockney soap, Eastbenders are about to be involved in a South Asia "aircraft gone missing"...

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Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Funny story: Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...

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North Korea Declares War On Ken Barlow

Funny story: North Korea Declares War On Ken Barlow

Russia has urged Ken Barlow BA (Hons) and North Korea to show restraint after Pyongyang said it was entering a "state of war" with the long-standing fictional character from the ITV soap opera Coronation Street. The belligerent declaration comes a...

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Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Funny story: Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Former Coronation Street star Helen Flanagan has become the latest celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Upon her departure most of the remaining celebrities seemed genuinely sorry that she'd gone, except for former...

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Helen Flanagan Haunted By Traumatic Supermarket Excursion

Funny story: Helen Flanagan Haunted By Traumatic Supermarket Excursion

Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan - also known as Rosie Webster, and the one who constantly bottles it on 'I'm A Celebrity! - Get Me Out Of Here!' today revealed in an exclusive interviewwith Skoob Entertainment News stalwart Buffty Ginslinger, that she was left deeply traumatised following a visit to Asda. In Bolton. "It was terrifying," Ms Flanagan related to Ginslinger. "An absolute nightma...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Kim Kardashian's mum tells Kanye West : Stop talking about my daughter's sex tape. And make a new one? I think everyone has seen the last one by now. Coronation Street barmaid star Michelle Keegan: I'm genuinely not sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? EASTENDERS star Tony Discipline has said that Jessie Wallace's character Kat Moon could be having an affair with a WOMAN. KIm Ka...

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Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Funny story: Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear former soap icon of Coronation Street Bet Lynch, who has recently completed a three week stint in Celebrity Big Brother, has now confirmed the disability that she was said to be suffering with in the house. It has been reported to have...

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England Penalty Jinx Strikes Again!

Funny story: England Penalty Jinx Strikes Again!

The England football team's interest in the Euro 2012 championship was finally put to bed late last night, after another nail-biting penalty shoot-out defeat - this time at the hands of Italy. The game had ended 0-0. Not even goal-line technolo...

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Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

Funny story: Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

The Dalai Lama today declared Ken Barlow BA (Hons) an immortal being during a guided tour of Granada studios in Manchester. Ken was given the good news whilst filming a particularly difficult scene in The Rovers Return Inn in which he had to ask f...

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Gary Barlow Snubbed In Knighthood Palace Flap

Funny story: Gary Barlow Snubbed In Knighthood Palace Flap

A non descript man from the Manchester slum area of Weatherfield has received a knighthood but claims he has no idea why while former Take That singer, all round good egg, super slimmer and super Royalist Gary Barlow snubbed! It appears though th...

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'Brave' Kate togged out in hideous crimplene

Funny story: 'Brave' Kate togged out in hideous crimplene

London - Global style icon and royal gravy train sponger Kate Middleton wowed Oxford crowds today with a hideous brown shirtwaister last seen on Coronation Street's Hilda Ogden. "All that was missing were some curlers and the ubiquitous headscarf,...

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Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street

Funny story: Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street

World-famous superstar celebrity psychic, Derek Acorah, has been asked to appear in an episode of Coronation Street playing a world-famous superstar celebrity psychic called Eric D'Accora. "Derek is very excited," said Acorah's agent, Eric D'Accor...

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ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

Funny story: ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...

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Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Funny story: Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich. The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big. "I have turned into a...

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Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused

It hasn't been confirmed yet, and quite frankly, it sounds quite hard to believe - a bit like an article in the Daily Mail - but apparently, former head of the News Of The World, Rebekah Brooks, has been banged up in a cell at Strangeways prison, Man...

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Ena Sharples' Spirit And Others Detected In The Rovers Return

Funny story: Ena Sharples' Spirit And Others Detected In The Rovers Return

Paranormalists were called to the set of Coronation street last night. A particular area of interest, The Rovers Return. Voices had been heard in the bar, long after closing time but when investigated by the residents, nothing and no-one could be seen so the Paranormalists were called in to investigate. Delicate equipment was set up discretely during the day and left running overnight. M...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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