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Funny story: North Korea Declares War On Ken Barlow

North Korea Declares War On Ken Barlow

Russia has urged Ken Barlow BA (Hons) and North Korea to show restraint after Pyongyang said it was entering a "state of war" with the long-standing fictional character from the ITV soap opera Coronation Street. The belligerent declaration comes a...
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Funny story: Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Helen Flanagan Pouts Her Way Out Of The Jungle

Former Coronation Street star Helen Flanagan has become the latest celebrity to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Upon her departure most of the remaining celebrities seemed genuinely sorry that she'd gone, except for former...
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Funny story: Helen Flanagan Haunted By Traumatic Supermarket Excursion

Helen Flanagan Haunted By Traumatic Supermarket Excursion

Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan - also known as Rosie Webster, and the one who constantly bottles it on 'I'm A Celebrity! - Get Me Out Of Here!' today revealed in an exclusive interviewwith Skoob Entertainment News stalwart Buffty Ginslinger, that she was left deeply traumatised following a visit to Asda. In Bolton. "It was terrifying," Ms Flanagan related to Ginslinger. "An absolute nightma...
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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Kim Kardashian's mum tells Kanye West : Stop talking about my daughter's sex tape. And make a new one? I think everyone has seen the last one by now. Coronation Street barmaid star Michelle Keegan: I'm genuinely not sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? EASTENDERS star Tony Discipline has said that Jessie Wallace's character Kat Moon could be having an affair with a WOMAN. KIm Ka...
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Funny story: Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear shocking disability revealed

Julie Goodyear former soap icon of Coronation Street Bet Lynch, who has recently completed a three week stint in Celebrity Big Brother, has now confirmed the disability that she was said to be suffering with in the house. It has been reported to have...
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Funny story: England Penalty Jinx Strikes Again!

England Penalty Jinx Strikes Again!

The England football team's interest in the Euro 2012 championship was finally put to bed late last night, after another nail-biting penalty shoot-out defeat - this time at the hands of Italy. The game had ended 0-0. Not even goal-line technolo...
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Funny story: Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

The Dalai Lama today declared Ken Barlow BA (Hons) an immortal being during a guided tour of Granada studios in Manchester. Ken was given the good news whilst filming a particularly difficult scene in The Rovers Return Inn in which he had to ask f...
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Funny story: Gary Barlow Snubbed In Knighthood Palace Flap

Gary Barlow Snubbed In Knighthood Palace Flap

A non descript man from the Manchester slum area of Weatherfield has received a knighthood but claims he has no idea why while former Take That singer, all round good egg, super slimmer and super Royalist Gary Barlow snubbed! It appears though th...
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Funny story: 'Brave' Kate togged out in hideous crimplene

'Brave' Kate togged out in hideous crimplene

London - Global style icon and royal gravy train sponger Kate Middleton wowed Oxford crowds today with a hideous brown shirtwaister last seen on Coronation Street's Hilda Ogden. "All that was missing were some curlers and the ubiquitous headscarf,...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street

Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street

World-famous superstar celebrity psychic, Derek Acorah, has been asked to appear in an episode of Coronation Street playing a world-famous superstar celebrity psychic called Eric D'Accora. "Derek is very excited," said Acorah's agent, Eric D'Accor...
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Funny story: ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...
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Funny story: Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Carlos Tevez blames Coronation Street for everything

Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich. The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big. "I have turned into a...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused

Rebekah Brooks Shares A Cell With Fizz Off Coronation Street - Prison Staff Confused

It hasn't been confirmed yet, and quite frankly, it sounds quite hard to believe - a bit like an article in the Daily Mail - but apparently, former head of the News Of The World, Rebekah Brooks, has been banged up in a cell at Strangeways prison, Man...
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Funny story: Ena Sharples' Spirit And Others Detected In The Rovers Return

Ena Sharples' Spirit And Others Detected In The Rovers Return

Paranormalists were called to the set of Coronation street last night. A particular area of interest, The Rovers Return. Voices had been heard in the bar, long after closing time but when investigated by the residents, nothing and no-one could be seen so the Paranormalists were called in to investigate. Delicate equipment was set up discretely during the day and left running overnight. M...
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Funny story: Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Rory McIlroy Dedicates US Open Victory To Jim McDonald

Northern Ireland's Rory McIlroy last night joined the upper echelons of the world's golfing elite, with a record breaking 72 hole US Open score of 16 under par. 22 year old McIlroy had a couple of scares when he bogeyed the 12th and the 16th, but...
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Funny story: Carlos Tevez calls Coronation Street shit

Carlos Tevez calls Coronation Street shit

Carlos Tevez can never set foot in Manchester again. Reports are coming in that the Argentinian has appeared on a TV chat show in Buenos Aires and has called Coronation Street "mierda". He claims the bacon sarnies in Roy's Rolls are "mierda" t...
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Funny story: Corrie's Dev To Become Curry's Gerupta

Corrie's Dev To Become Curry's Gerupta

Coronation Street's Dev Alahan,played by Jimmi Harkishin,is to be written out of the popular soap for the next six months. "This is no holiday,"says Jimmi."People may think I'll be putting my feet up but I'm going to be a very busy boy." First...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

The Isle of Wight has disappeared under a large grey cloud said to have come from the direction of Iceland. No communication has been made between the Isle and the Mainland for over 4 hours, causing concern. Search and rescue parties headed out...
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