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Funny story: The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Since it was announced that Cornish people, and Cornwall itself will be granted minority status under European rules, flocks of British celebrities have announced that they'll be taking the opportunity to 'emigrate' to Cornwall. Richard and Judy, who...
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Funny story: Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!

Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!

The Queen, Prince Philip, and several other high ranking members of the Royal Family remain trapped in Buckingham Palace today after coming under attack by millions of fleas and mosquitoes in the early hours of this morning. The bloodsucking pests...
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Funny story: Tepid Cornish pasties blamed for narcolepsy pandemic

Tepid Cornish pasties blamed for narcolepsy pandemic

London - The government has been forced to eat cold humble pie after experts traced a paralytic extreme drowsiness pandemic to soaring numbers of people eating the lukewarm snacks. Last week's budget slapped a hefty 20% VAT hike on the nation's fa...
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Original Whitney Houston Lyrics Found

Who knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
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