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Funny story: Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag

Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag

London - One of Queen Elizardbirth's ghastly corgis has been caught shooting up heroin at a Kennel Club party. Royal Protection Racket sniffer dogs caught canine smack head Duchess Kate walking the dog in Rotten Row, London's top hangout for palac...
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Funny story: Queen hospitalised with mourning sickness as beloved pooch dies

Queen hospitalised with mourning sickness as beloved pooch dies

Windsor - She's feeling sick to the pit of her stomach as a fit of royal norovirus simplex, [swine flu to the proles] threatens to lay out HM much like Kate Middleton last year. The sight of poor little Poodsy Woodsy the Corgi impaled on an umbre...
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Funny story: 'Real Prince Philip' is buried at Sandringham among the corgis

'Real Prince Philip' is buried at Sandringham among the corgis

Norfolk - A headstone on the Sandringham Estate bearing the name 'Sugar' has been identified as the last resting place of Prince Philip. His sudden unexpected death circa 1959 was hushed up to spare Brits the ignominy of 'auto-erotic asphyxiation'...
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Funny story: Queen's official Farewell Tour launches on Monday

Queen's official Farewell Tour launches on Monday

Balmoral, Scotland - Successful milking of public credulity with that Diamond Jubilee malarkey now sees HM hog the limelight in a personal stab at The Great Escape. Monday's launch under a brilliant 17-degrees Virgo Sun/Mercury conjunction trigger...
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Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...
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Funny story: Welsh Nationalists Up In Arms Over Corgi Pup-ularity Thanks To Queen's Jubilee

Welsh Nationalists Up In Arms Over Corgi Pup-ularity Thanks To Queen's Jubilee

The Queen's favourite breed of dog has gained in popularity during her Diamond Jubliee year. According to Kennel Club figures, after a period of decline, people are showing more interest in Pembroke Welsh Corgis. Inquiries for puppies have incr...
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Funny story: Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Scotland - The Queen is inconsolable - borderline suicidal - at the death of her beloved pooch Dorky this weekend. On Sunday night she locked herself in her bedroom and drank three bottles of Creme de Menthe to cheer herself up after 'the incident...
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Funny story: Prince Charles Slays Queen's Beloved Corgis In Bid To Stop Global Warming

Prince Charles Slays Queen's Beloved Corgis In Bid To Stop Global Warming

London, England-- Prince Charles killed his mother's beloved dogs today, in a fit of complete insanity. 'Bloody Charles', as he is now known, killed all five of the poor pets by drowning them in the Royal Bathtub, one by one. The mad prince said he...
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Announces Corgi Documentary

Buckingham Palace Announces Corgi Documentary

LONDON - On the heels of the successful PBS documentary, "Monarchy - The Royal Family at Work," Buckingham Palace today announced that Queen Elizabeth II's cherished Corgi dogs will star in a documentary of their own, "Big Hearts, Small Bladders - Th...
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Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...
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Funny story: Basset to Eat Corgi Eater?

Basset to Eat Corgi Eater?

Bobbi Basset has plans for his future as an artist. He claims to have the body of corgi eater Mark McGown in a small freezer aboard his private yacht. Bobbi has set sail and plans to create his own art by eating the artist, vomiting him up and eati...
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Funny story: Man Eats Dog in London to Protest Treatment of Fox

Man Eats Dog in London to Protest Treatment of Fox

A London man sat down to a dinner of corgi to protest the treatment of foxes by the upper class and the royal family. Corgi was chosen as the meat for the meal as it is the favorite breed of dog of Buckingham Palace.
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