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Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

Funny story: Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen's famous Corgis will all be Knighted. Also, the Royal Cocker Spaniels and Dorgis will receive MBEs, while the Queen's favorite two Corgis, Monty and Emma, will be made a Baron and a Mar...

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Queen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order

Funny story: Queen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order

London, England The Queen sent a strong message overseas today as she sent the man she calls a "raconteur," a cease-and-desist order to stop contacting her about using one of the royal castles for his family to stay in while visiting. The Queen se...

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Plastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m

Funny story: Plastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m

Kept from the public eye for decades, the extent of damage to furniture and carpets at Buckingham Palace has been revealed by ex-maid, Eileen Over in her serialised memoirs. The revelations, from the book, "Please Housetrain One's Corgis" ISBN A23PIS...

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Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag

Funny story: Smack my bitch up as Queen's corgi tests positive for skag

London - One of Queen Elizardbirth's ghastly corgis has been caught shooting up heroin at a Kennel Club party. Royal Protection Racket sniffer dogs caught canine smack head Duchess Kate walking the dog in Rotten Row, London's top hangout for palac...

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Queen hospitalised with mourning sickness as beloved pooch dies

Funny story: Queen hospitalised with mourning sickness as beloved pooch dies

Windsor - She's feeling sick to the pit of her stomach as a fit of royal norovirus simplex, [swine flu to the proles] threatens to lay out HM much like Kate Middleton last year. The sight of poor little Poodsy Woodsy the Corgi impaled on an umbre...

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'Real Prince Philip' is buried at Sandringham among the corgis

Funny story: 'Real Prince Philip' is buried at Sandringham among the corgis

Norfolk - A headstone on the Sandringham Estate bearing the name 'Sugar' has been identified as the last resting place of Prince Philip. His sudden unexpected death circa 1959 was hushed up to spare Brits the ignominy of 'auto-erotic asphyxiation'...

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Queen's official Farewell Tour launches on Monday

Funny story: Queen's official Farewell Tour launches on Monday

Balmoral, Scotland - Successful milking of public credulity with that Diamond Jubilee malarkey now sees HM hog the limelight in a personal stab at The Great Escape. Monday's launch under a brilliant 17-degrees Virgo Sun/Mercury conjunction trigger...

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The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...

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Welsh Nationalists Up In Arms Over Corgi Pup-ularity Thanks To Queen's Jubilee

Funny story: Welsh Nationalists Up In Arms Over Corgi Pup-ularity Thanks To Queen's Jubilee

The Queen's favourite breed of dog has gained in popularity during her Diamond Jubliee year. According to Kennel Club figures, after a period of decline, people are showing more interest in Pembroke Welsh Corgis. Inquiries for puppies have incr...

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Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Funny story: Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Scotland - The Queen is inconsolable - borderline suicidal - at the death of her beloved pooch Dorky this weekend. On Sunday night she locked herself in her bedroom and drank three bottles of Creme de Menthe to cheer herself up after 'the incident...

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Buckingham Palace Announces Corgi Documentary

Funny story: Buckingham Palace Announces Corgi Documentary

LONDON - On the heels of the successful PBS documentary, "Monarchy - The Royal Family at Work," Buckingham Palace today announced that Queen Elizabeth II's cherished Corgi dogs will star in a documentary of their own, "Big Hearts, Small Bladders - Th...

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Royal Corgi in Death Blast

Funny story: Royal Corgi in Death Blast

It is with great sadness that Buckingham Palace has confirmed today that one of Her Majesty's favourite corgis (Whippington - Barksworthy the third) exploded at the `Royal garden party yesterday after it ate a large amount of asparagus and cabbage pa...

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Basset to Eat Corgi Eater?

Funny story: Basset to Eat Corgi Eater?

Bobbi Basset has plans for his future as an artist. He claims to have the body of corgi eater Mark McGown in a small freezer aboard his private yacht. Bobbi has set sail and plans to create his own art by eating the artist, vomiting him up and eati...

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Man Eats Dog in London to Protest Treatment of Fox

Funny story: Man Eats Dog in London to Protest Treatment of Fox

A London man sat down to a dinner of corgi to protest the treatment of foxes by the upper class and the royal family. Corgi was chosen as the meat for the meal as it is the favorite breed of dog of Buckingham Palace.

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