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Funny story: Cooking With Skinny

Cooking With Skinny

I sat down with Chef Skinny Bidwell to talk to him about his television show Cooking With Skinny. "Chef," I said, "before talking about your show, I wonder if you would comment about how a critic with the New York Times described you. He called you a feisty little bastard with a decent left hook." "The part about being a feisty little bastard is right on target. However, the part about h...
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Funny story: Cooking Up with CD's

Cooking Up with CD's

I've been away for a few weeks with flu that turned into second stage SARS, and decorating duties that turned into second degree murder. This week's rhubarb has been inspired by a work colleague. While I may toil within an utter quagmire of office banality, and with the very worst examples of bottom-feeding, two-faced managerial arseholery, there are a few people that have somehow managed to...
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Funny story: Today's recipes

Today's recipes

PAINS PERDUS (Lost bread) Make a shallow dish with little essence of butter it easier, add pepper, thyme and eggs, both sides. Pour the saucepan (bain marie). Boil together a little white sauce, and let it for the following day boil for a lemon and then draw it simmer gently at a leaf or three bay-leaves, one and cut through a tomato sauce from top or with the pigeons on to every now and when the...
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Funny story: Hell's Kitchen Chef Gordon Ramsay Talks About His Brand New Unique Cooking Show

Hell's Kitchen Chef Gordon Ramsay Talks About His Brand New Unique Cooking Show

LOS ANGELES - British citizen Gordon Ramsay has proved to be a very successful businessman since coming to America from the other side of the pond. He has produced and starred in several cooking based shows and he will soon be appearing in a new o...
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Funny story: Nigella's Recipe for the Cold

Nigella's Recipe for the Cold

In the run up to Christmas Nigella Breaklaw has published her special recipes for the festive season. 'I wanted to provide recipes for people who were worried about the cold weather' she advised food taster, Joanas Weed, 'here are some ideas to ke...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The word coming out of Savannah is that just when it looked like it could not have gotten worse for Paula Deen - it has. The 66-year-old dethroned Southern cooking maven has just found out that her husband of nine years Michael...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers

Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers

NEW ORLEANS - The former Queen of Cooking who has now become the nation's number one persona non grata was in the Big Easy hoping to land a job as a greeter at one of the town's Cajun food restaurants. As she was leaving the restaurant after her i...
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Funny story: Wynonna Judd Reveals That The Cooking Show Plans Have Sizzled Out

Wynonna Judd Reveals That The Cooking Show Plans Have Sizzled Out

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Wynonna Judd has just informed her fans and the music media that the plans for her cooking show have sizzled out like half a dozen slices of bacon. Judd said that the plans hit the kitchen floor after the shows exe...
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Funny story: Paula Deen To Appear With Larry King and Regis Philbin On The Viagra View

Paula Deen To Appear With Larry King and Regis Philbin On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin have both said that even though most of the nation now considers Paula Deen a persona non grata they are willing to let her have her say on their top-rated talk show The Viagra View. King, who is 79, sa...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Just when it seemed that things could not get any worse for the Southern cooking gal, now comes word that her husband is thinking of filing for divorce. According to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors, Mr. Paula Deen (Michael Groove...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Admits She Once Threw An Empty Dixie Cup In The Parking Lot of A Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack

Paula Deen Admits She Once Threw An Empty Dixie Cup In The Parking Lot of A Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that it looks like before it's all over she may have to end up selling her beloved Cornbread Acres Estates in Savannah, Georgia. Deen was interviewed by Vodka Vermicelli with the iRumors News Agency and the 66-y...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story

Dolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story

LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week. One of the South's most popular singers Dol...
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Funny story: Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle

Rosemary Shrager Told To "Cook Off" Out Of The Jungle

With just four more days left of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!', TV cook Rosemary Shrager has been told to get the cook off the show by it's viewers. Rotund Rosemary, previously best known for her role on ITV's 'Ladette to Lady' when...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg is outed as a sock cooker

Nick Clegg is outed as a sock cooker

In a speech to a LGBT conference Nick Clegg admitted that he cooked socks while at university. "We were quite surprised," said Tanya Hyde, a lesbian from Lincoln. "Clegg kept going on and on about his sock cooking habits while he was a student. Li...
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Funny story: Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron was appalled last night to discover a leek in Number 10 Downing Street. The leek was discovered in the kitchens of the Prime Minister's home. "This is a travesty," said kitchen manager, Glen Williams. "I do not know how such a thi...
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Funny story: Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Teddy Sheringham has been explaining what was behind his 'tasty' foul on Gordon Ramsay during the recent Soccer Aid match that put the chef in hospital. It seems to have been the final course in a culinary food feud that goes back years. "I'm n...
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Funny story: Anti-gravity kitchen utensils invented for arguing couples

Anti-gravity kitchen utensils invented for arguing couples

Panzer Kitchenware Ltd. has developed a new set of kitchen utensils that are not exclusive for cooking. The new line of kitchen set collection, known as Propaganda War Set, contain pots, pans, and plates that look normal, but they're not ordinary...
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