Professor Stephen Hawking has agreed to become the voice of Intelligent Design yesterday.
Speaking through a computerised voice box, Hawking was enthusiastic about what ID stands for.
"Intelligent Design has so much going for it," said Hawking.
Middle aged ladies' favourite Chris de Burgh is to visit Iran in an attempt to convert the Muslim population to Christianity through the power of his music.
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