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Funny story: Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...
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Funny story: A Visit to Both the Republican and Democratic 2012 National Conventions

A Visit to Both the Republican and Democratic 2012 National Conventions

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: Philbert of Macadamia and Mrs. Philbert went on a two week vacation to Tampa FL and Charlotte NC as delegates to the Republican National Convention (RNC) and Democratic National Convention (DNC), respectively. No surprise that the Republican Party nominee was to be Presidential challenger Mitt Romney and the Democratic Party nominee was to be President Barack Obama for...
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Funny story: Human life begins in the scrotum: Santorum

Human life begins in the scrotum: Santorum

The possibility of arriving at the Republican Convention without a clear-cut leader has become more of a probability since Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney have begun engaging in a pissing contest as to who is more conservative than the other. In rea...
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Funny story: Sophia Vergara, Pam Anderson, Free Boxes of Tissues Featured at Comic-Con

Sophia Vergara, Pam Anderson, Free Boxes of Tissues Featured at Comic-Con

It's time once again for the annual throng of unemployed teenagers, underemployed thirty somethings, and over forty unmarried geeks to don their favorite super hero costumes and celebrate all things related to comic books and fantasy adventure movies...
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Funny story: International Talks Down The Plughole

International Talks Down The Plughole

Las Vegas, USA: A summit of southern and northern hemisphere bath manufacturers that was intended to resolve centuries of discord on the subject of plughole design has ended without agreement. Plugholes manufactured in the southern hemisphere are...
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Funny story: Dweebs, Geeks, and Virgins Gear Up for Comic Con

Dweebs, Geeks, and Virgins Gear Up for Comic Con

Costume and fabric stores were on high alert this week, as throngs of predominantly male, over 30 nebbishes, rushed to complete their favorite super hero suit in time for the Annual Comic Con International convention in San Diego. With red, electr...
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Funny story: Missouri Convent Nuns Beat The Hell Out Of A Trespasser

Missouri Convent Nuns Beat The Hell Out Of A Trespasser

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - The sign at the convent gate entrance reads "No Trespassing" and by golly you had better obey the son-of-a-gun sign! Two nuns Sister Connie and Sister Catarina were sitting out on the convent porch drinking milk and eating...
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Funny story: Paedophile convention in London sells out in hours

Paedophile convention in London sells out in hours

In London today a convention for paedophiles sold out hundreds of thousands of tickets in a few hours. Convention promoter Sir Sicko Nixon said: 'All the kiddie lovers arrived and snapped up the tickets in droves, we even had to arrange another co...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Can Barack Obama lose the Democratic nomination for President? Yes he can! Word is that Hillary's camp hasn't given up and plans to stage a coup at Denver's Democratic convention. Having done research in numerous Latin American countries, they...
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Funny story: Toppers Convention in Crisis

Toppers Convention in Crisis

The World Convention of Toppers (WCT) in The Hague has fallen into difficulties as delegates fail to agree on the fundamentals of the organisation. The WCT was to be the first worldwide gathering of people who always lay claim to have done things be...
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Funny story: 'White Bread' Convention to be held at Loaf-Shaped Building

'White Bread' Convention to be held at Loaf-Shaped Building

Saint Paul, Minnesota (From the desk of Herbert Muschamp, former New York Times architecture critic) - The morally bankrupt GOP intends to hold their 2008 Republican National Convention at the equally architecturally bankrupt Xcel Energy Center next...
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Funny story: Idaho racist convention set to get underway

Idaho racist convention set to get underway

(Boise, ID) Hotels are anxiously preparing for the upcoming Arian Nation National Convention next month. Restaurants and retail stores are also gearing up with specials and new window displays.
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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Apparition shows up at TIVO Convention

Ronald Reagan Apparition shows up at TIVO Convention

(Baltimore) Guests at the 42'nd annual TIVO convention in Baltimore were momentarily "startled" when what appeared to be the former 40th president of the United States, Ronald Reagan showing up complete with presidential podium givin...
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Funny story: Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor

Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor

Hoping for a "post-Convention Bounce", the Kerry/Edwards ticket has fallen flat on the humor front. "No one except amateurs are touching Kerry/Edwards right now," Jay Leno said in a pre-show interview. "But apparently that ha...
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Funny story: Ex president Wows convention crowd

Ex president Wows convention crowd

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Spoof) - After playing the newly renovated Wurlitzer organ Ex President Clinton told Voters that they "face a stark choice between a Democratic vision of opportunity at home and cooperation abroad versus a Republican vision...
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Funny story: John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe is engaged in a desperate attempt to find the person or persons who leaked John Kerry's alleged acceptance speech at the nominating convention later this month.
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Funny story: Southern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World

Southern Baptists To Withdraw From The Modern Secular World

At their annual convention America's Southern Baptist Association - the largest group within the Baptist denomination - have voted to withdraw from everything which is not Southern Baptist.
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Funny story: Bush Aroused by Federal Erections

Bush Aroused by Federal Erections

Further doubts were raised about the mental state of the war-loving President, following remarks he made to the ‘Doris Day Look-alike Convention', today in Beverley Hills.
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